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My Mailman Doesn’t Know That He’s Also My Drug Dealer
That was a Mitch Headburg joke. There are no more. That was the joke.

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The website content humorously reveals that the author's mailman is unknowingly also their drug dealer, referencing a joke by Mitch Hedberg, and includes an image related to the topic.
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The web content presents a humorous anecdote about the author's mailman, who is unintentionally delivering drugs alongside regular mail, echoing a joke by the late comedian Mitch Hedberg. The piece is titled "My Mailman Doesn’t Know That He’s Also My Drug Dealer," suggesting a playful take on the dual role of the mailman. Accompanying the text is an image, presumably related to the joke, which is credited to rawforbeaty.com. The content also includes a seemingly unrelated heading "Title, Subtitle, Half a dick V," which may indicate either a satirical or an unfinished portion of the content.
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