My ideal imaginary dinner
Timothy Key proposed a writing exercise on the theme: “Who would you invite to dinner?” for Illumination .

Here is my list:
- Esmeralda Weatherwax (a character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld)
- Lucifer (from the eponymous series)
- Dr. House (from the eponymous series)
- Hans Rosling
- Steven Pinker
Esmeralda Weatherwax is one of the leading characters on Terry Pratchett’s Discworld.
For me, she represents the very essence of female independence, strength, and self-giving.
“Witches are not by nature gregarious, at least with other witches, and they certainly don’t have leaders. Granny Weatherwax was the most highly-regarded of the leaders they didn’t have”
Granny Weatherwax practices “headology,” a form of psychology that consists of imposing one’s will by the sole force of one’s conviction.
*Why did this character resonate in me? *
A few years ago, I wrote a letter to Granny asking her to give me some of her strength. I was an “Agnes Nitt” (a young witch in the Discworld ) in a man’s world without Granny to guide me. I moved to the big city without Granny to guide and protect me. It has been a long journey.
Today, I look more like a Nanny Ogg (another witch in the series), and I sometimes wish I had a Granny Weatherwax to lean on days of doubt. She would, of course, scold me when I sing the song of the hedgehog but, at the same time, would cast toad eyes at those who would disrespect me.
I wish all women and women in the making to have a Granny deep inside them or beside them. That way, they will walk through the dense and frightening black forests with a positive and determined step.
Lucifer Morning Star (from the TV show) — Character from the imagination of Neil Gaiman.
The character of Lucifer is developed here as the rebellious son, invulnerable but so vulnerable. Behind the pretext of police enigmas, celestial family relationships are dissected and analyzed. A little as if the Judeo-Christian pantheon were reanalyzed according to the Greco-Roman tradition.
I like the irreverence of Lucifer. He wonders about his relationship with his father as I wonder every day about my relationship with God. And so he only repeats to him how much he loves him, shouting at him how much he hates him.
I’m not sure that Lucifer Morning Star and Granny Weatherwax should be placed side by side. He would make indecent proposals to her, and she would stick her heel in his foot.
Dr. House
As long as we’re on such self-assured and clothed but so touching characters, I have to invite Dr. House. It would be interesting to hear his talk with Granny Weatherwax about medicine.
*I love complex characters. *
We tend to interact in a black and white way in our relationships. We don’t accept other people’s mistakes and find it difficult to put them into perspective. But these characters allow us to go beyond the role they play or impose themselves to play.
At first glance, Dr. House is insensitive, selfish, egocentric, and has no respect for anything. But our opinion on him changes as he battles for his patients, and we understand that the only thing that has ever mattered to him is “his patients.”
It’s easy to judge our friends on the last thing they did, or didn’t do, or hurt, or didn’t do to the end. This is often what I see around me. Dr. House reminds us we’re all more than that.
Hans Rosling:
I discovered Hans Rosling with the Tedx presentation on his grandmother’s washing machine. It’s one of my favorite videos.





