My Friend’s Rat Problem
They’re adorable, but a tad vicious…

My friend Roy built a nature reserve in a field. He dug a massive lake, planted thousands of trees, grew vegetables, and transformed it into a nature haven.
He keeps ducks and guinea fowl. It’s a little slice of paradise, visited by deer, hedgehogs, foxes, water birds, and all sorts of other wild creatures.
Including rats.
Roy is not a fan of the rats. He didn’t mind when they kept themselves to themselves, but when they started stealing the guinea fowl’s eggs and eating their food, enough was enough. He put poison down and his rat problem went away.
No more rats. Poor rats.
We went to stay with Roy — it’s a regular thing. He lets us camp on his reserve. He was telling us how he’d got rid of the rats; how he didn’t have a rat problem any more.
So it was quite funny when we went for a walk around his reserve and saw small furry brown creatures running around beside an upturned boat, which they’d obviously made into their home.
There was mummy rat, daddy rat, and three baby rats, all sipping from Roy’s water butt, left out for the wildlife. They might have been washing in it too — it was quite a hive of activity!
I wish I had a picture of the whole family because it was really quiet adorable!
Anyway, they were so cute, we didn’t tell Roy that he still had a rat problem. Not until the end of the week anyway.
It would have remained a secret if the rats didn’t turn vicious.
Roy was raising young guinea fowl at the time, and the rats decided to attack the guinea fowl. A rat bit a guinea fowl in the neck and it died. I assume the bird was supposed to be dinner for the family of rats, but the murderous rat was caught in the act and ran off.
That was it. Roy was upset that his bird was dead. He’d spotted a rat killing his birds. We couldn't keep quiet any more.
So we reported the rat’s hiding place and Roy decided he was going to put an end to this bad rat behaviour once and for all.
He loaded his gun and went rat hunting.
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