My Favorite Oral Sex Toy Just Got Even Better

My review of the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro by Pipedream Products

It was the answer to my oral sex prayers.

The more sex toys I got, the more I felt like there was something missing.

I had plenty of vibrators I could buzz against my clit. I had a few that would vibe against my G-spot too.

I had a couple of toys dildos I could bang myself with. I even had thrusting toys that would do all the banging for me.

I had strokers to help me pleasure my husband. And remote controlled toys he could use to pleasure me.

I could get myself off in pretty much any single way I wanted — except for one.

I didn’t have a toy that could go down on me.

Which was really unfortunate, because that’s often what I craved the most. Some of my vibrators were downright amazing, but none of them could give me the soft, wet, lapping sensation I love.

Then I found the Her Ultimate Pleasure.

I wasn’t actually looking for an oral sex toy. I was looking for a vulva pump. And that’s exactly what it was — except this pump had a tongue.

It wasn’t perfect, but it was still incredible.

The tongue moves a little stiffly compared to the real thing. It’s not as soft or warm as having someone’s mouth on you. And you’ve got to use a bit of lube to give it some wetness.

But that’s just a lot of nitpicking. Because this thing tugged on my labia and lapped at my clit, and that’s exactly what I wanted it to do.

It felt so good and made me come so well that I never really stopped using it. It’s one of the toys that I always keep charged — and I suck at charging my toys.

So you can imagine my excitement when I found out that a new, updated version of the toy was coming out. It immediately shot up to the top of my list of toys to review. I just couldn’t wait — I had to find out if it was actually be better than the original.

Blended Orgasms, Here I Come

The Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro has the same pump and mechanical tongue that are on the Her Ultimate Pleasure.

It also has the same three pumping patterns, seven licking patterns, and removable cup so you can use the tongue without any suction.

The handle on this one is different, though. Instead of a simple design, it has a loop that gives you more ways to hold the toy.

But the big difference is the insertable vibrator.

The original Her Ultimate Pleasure has a vibrating handle you can thrust into yourself. But you have to choose between the handle or the tongue. And given those options, you’ll never really choose the handle.

On the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro, the vibrator isn’t in the handle — it’s right below the pump. That means you can enjoy the internal stimulation while the tongue goes to work on you.

It’s soft and flexible, too. Which is a big improvement over the rigid handle on the original.

In theory, that makes this a perfect toy for intense blended orgasms. A toy that licks your clit while vibrating against your G-spot so every single time you come, you come extra hard.

Only if the handle actually feels great, though. Because the handle on the Her Ultimate Pleasure wasn’t all that amazing, I worried that moving those vibrations to the front wouldn’t add enough to the experience.

The only way to find out was to actually put my ladybits on the line and see what this toy could do to them.

So with the help of my favorite all-purpose lube, my trusty waterproof sex blanket, and some porn featuring innocent ladies doing not so innocent things, I got to work.

I went with no tongue first — just the smooth, insertable portion of the toy. The way it flexed made it more comfortable than I expected. But as good as it felt, I was just warming myself up for the tongue.

Getting it in the right spot was a little trickier than usual. The original Her Ultimate Pleasure is really easy to use — just fit the cup over your mound and let it pump you to pleasure. But with part of the toy inside me, it took a little longer to find the right position for it to do its thing.

It was totally worth the extra fiddling, though. Once the cup was in the right spot, it all came together. The pump gently and rhythmically tugging my labia, the mechanical tongue playing with my clit at its own pace, and the vibrations against my G-spot — just an incredible combination.

And that’s before I even noticed the best part. With part of the toy inside me, it was stable enough to stay in place on its own. All I had to do was gently close my legs and I could enjoy all those amazing sensations totally hands free.

The internal vibrations felt great but they were a bit strong. I considered turning them off, but couldn’t bring myself to do it because they were making me really horny and I didn’t want to give that up.

All that stimulation would’ve been more than enough to bring me to a climax, but I decided to cycle through the settings to see what they were like.

And I’m glad I did, because I managed to find the perfect one. The Goldilocks combination that pleasured me just right. The pump would draw my lips up and every time it did the tongue would flick against my clit.

I kept my fingers off the buttons — I didn’t want to lose that amazing combination and the way it was making me feel.

My pleasure was building fast. The pumping was making me really sensitive and the mechanical tongue knew exactly what to do with that sensitivity.

My orgasm started to build, more slowly than I thought it would. That long buildup only intensified it. My entire body tensed. My right leg started shaking involuntarily. With my hands free, I could grip the sheets tightly — which felt really satisfying.

Even for a blended orgasm, this was a strong one. Heavy breathing, so much flexing that I felt sore afterwards, and squirting so much that I was grateful for my waterproof blanket.

Amazing. Just plain amazing.

And now I have another toy that will never die. Because there’s no way I’ll ever let myself forget to charge it.

Turns Out You Can Improve on Perfection

I was excited for this toy, but I was a little skeptical too. I didn’t know if they could actually improve on the Her Ultimate Pleasure.

It’s the same pump and the same tongue, and those are the things that made that toy so damn fun in the first place.

But they did it.

The internal stimulation makes the orgasms even stronger.

The hands-free action makes it even easier to lose yourself in your favorite oral fantasies while the toy gives you perfectly rhythmic licks.

The handle redesign is neat, but a bit pointless for me because I’d rather let the toy hold itself in place.

I can’t say enough nice things about the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro. I’m over the moon with it and extremely impressed with everything it does.

It took me a while to find a toy that does a good job at simulating oral sex. But it was definitely worth the wait, because I might have finally found the perfect one.

This is not a sponsored post — I received the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro in exchange for an honest review of the product.

This post contains affiliate links to the Her Ultimate Pleasure and the Her Ultimate Pleasure Pro. If you click on one and treat yourself to anything from the site, I earn a small commission and you’ll be enjoying some amazing tongue action!

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