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7f1">“You have a blinker, you know. I can’t read your brain.”</p><p id="dc10">“You are allowed to go the speed limit; it’s actually encouraged.”</p><p id="3f1b">“Texting and driving? TEXTING and driving? There is nothing more dangerous!”</p><p id="765b">And my favorite: “Yellow means hurry up, here comes a red one!”</p><p id="fadc">Don’t stop for a yellow light, fool.</p><p id="887c">I am so proud as I hear his little voice beat me to the punch.</p><p id="5589">“Go, Yaya. We have a green arrow, hurry!”</p><div id="843d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://medium.com/membership/@lisagerardbraun"> <div> <div> <h2>Join Medium with my referral link - Lisa Gerard Braun</h2> <div><h3>As a Medium member, a portion of your membership fee goes to writers you read, and you get full access to every story…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*l7dqQMoHkWZJw6bS)"></div> </div>

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My 4-Year-Old Drives Better Than You Do

From foul-mouthed to free lessons on the road

I’ve curbed my once foul-mouthed rants to the idiots who make a right turn from the far left lane. Those who don’t use a turn signal get an earful through my protective soundproof shell. Only morons come to a complete stop before turning right to exit a 3-lane, 55 miles an hour roadway.

They need to know.

Full driving lessons are now conducted in my new child-friendly language because my grandson is a copycat. No more F-bombs, but learning opportunities.

“You have a blinker, you know. I can’t read your brain.”

“You are allowed to go the speed limit; it’s actually encouraged.”

“Texting and driving? TEXTING and driving? There is nothing more dangerous!”

And my favorite: “Yellow means hurry up, here comes a red one!”

Don’t stop for a yellow light, fool.

I am so proud as I hear his little voice beat me to the punch.

“Go, Yaya. We have a green arrow, hurry!”

Join Medium with my referral link - Lisa Gerard Braun

As a Medium member, a portion of your membership fee goes to writers you read, and you get full access to every story…

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More about my disdain for other drivers ~

How to Straddle Properly

The stealth highway heroine

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