Humor
MuddyUm June 2021 Top 3 + 1
MuddyUm’s funniest for June and one bonus from elsewhere
We’ve been churning out Top 3 + 1 posts for 5 months now. We choose our top 3 posts using a complex algorithm involving the number of claps, number of views, number of letters in the writer’s name, number of followers, number of posts on MuddyUm, number of items bought at our Bootyque, and many more such important parameters.
At the end of all the processing, the algorithm spits out a number which is multiplied by 10 and divided by 3. The result is always 42. We give it some deep thought and proceed to choose the articles that speak to us depending on the mood we are in. Unrelated fact — right now it is 1:14 am in Bangalore, India.
Let it not be said that MuddyUm is not fair and transparent in its methods. See — we even publish the parameters used openly. Who does that!
Oh, and we added an additional twist this time. Can you guess what the twist is? Post your guesses in the comments.
Writers who have been featured here, their families, their followers, and other regular readers of MuddyUm are automatically disqualified from guessing. Muhahaha! Just kidding. Go ahead and guess.
MuddyUm’s Top 3 for June
I’m Your Damn Dog — Not Your Child — Ash Jurberg
How I Found Out My Teacher Thought I Was An Idiot — Keith Dias
It’s Not an Original Idea but I Wanna Talk about Root Canals — Marilyn Flower
MuddyUm’s +1 for June
+1 posts are super funny stories that our Mudditors found elsewhere in the Medium universe.
I’m Your Toddler’s Self-Portrait On The Fridge And I’m Begging You To End My Torturous Existence — Alice H. Lahoda
If you are the type that likes history, enjoy these links to previous editions of Top 3 + 1
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