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MuddyUm Humor Prompt: Please Share Your Butt Stories

Butt seriously, we want to hear about your rear encounters

A couple of months ago, I realized the humorous treasure my decades of personal experience holds. Why not allow readers to laugh at — er, with — me as I recall my embarrassments? And, so I let the memories pour out. I grew disturbed when I recognized the starring role my butt plays in many of these moments. I decided to share that realization as well!

Turns out, butts — like farts — are a great equalizer in the world of comedy. High-brow, low-brow, adolescent and adult fans can hardly contain their laughter. After much discussion and reflection, we, the editorial team here at MuddyUm, think that our writers may have butt nuggets of their own to share.

We are pleased to introduce our newest Outlaws prompt — butt stories. Have you ever found yourself in a moment of butt shame? Would a humorous catharsis allow you to move forward from derriere trauma? Do pictures of Kim Kardashian’s favorite body part send you into panic? Is your favorite Sex Pistol’s album NeverMind the Buttocks? Share your experiences with our readers, and allow us into your world.

Please ensure your stories follow the MuddyUm guidelines — for any questions on those, visit the Outlaws tab on our homepage. Create fresh, original, and tight stories! Tight — see what I did there? Puns are also acceptable and welcomed.

A couple of notes on your submissions:

· “Muddyumprompt” and “Humor” must be used as two of your tags. For the rest, remember tags are what help you get past the algorithms and noticed by curators. Try to use Top Tags, and not obscure ones.

· Please ensure your images are from free sources, and are properly credited and captioned.

· At the bottom of your piece, share a link to this prompt.

And here are a couple of pieces from MuddyUm editors to help you get started:

Have fun, and thanks for playing!