MONDAY, MONDAY

Mudditor’s Monday Morning Madness

Also known as the MuddyUm editors weekly business meeting

We use the word business very loosely.

Big news! This morning we found out that Holly J See is really Halle Berry incognito! Who knew? Goes to show you anything can happen on the Good Ship MuddyUm. Which means that you won’t want to miss the MuddyUm Zoomathon. The trailer will be available as soon as The Cap’n, aka Susan Brearley, can pry short selfie videos out of the rest of the MuddyUm editorial staff.

It turns out we are not all so computer literate as you might think. In fact, it seems like our ability to use our phones functions in reverse proportion to the fanciness of the phone possessed. The fancier the phone, the less we seem to know about it.

If you think about it though that makes perfect sense. People who go to sea in beat up old fishing scows can get those old engines running in the middle of a nor’easter. Those who own yachts, well, if the slightest thing goes wrong they are on the phone with the coast guard.

But for all that there is no lack of talent in the MuddyUm editorial staff. If you are extra good, you might get to see Halle Berry perform her belly roll. It turns out her whole family can do it. They won the DNA lottery in that respect. So we just might add that performance to Baskerville Old Face’s baritone horn drag act. Who knows, he may even demonstrate his laser eyes, laser right nostril, and black teeth!

So be sure not to miss the Zoomathon! The trailer will be out any day — week?!?! — now. It all depends on us, the Mudditors.

Help!

The fun depends on you outlaws though. So show up. Comedy escalates with numbers. Every comedian knows that. Get a nice crowd and they set each other off.

Speaking of setting off, watch for more information about Comedy Camp! Web site coming soon! How Holly J See will set off for it is anybody’s guess since she is afraid to fly. Baskerville Old Face will have to take his bicycle to her house and ride her there on the handlebars. Adults riding double on a bicycle through city traffic is so much safer than flying!

Anything can happen at Comedy Camp. Perhaps your dog will be raptured into heaven. Maybe some big stars will show up — besides Halle that is — maybe even R.W. and S. D.!! One thing will not happen at MuddyUm Comedy Camp is Baskerville Old Face jumping over any bonfires naked. There may well be bonfires, but his naked bonfire jumping has gone the way of his once beautiful body. If he tried it now everyone would shriek in horror as he streaked up to the fire. No doubt he would land right in it and his moobs would burst into flame!

Nobody wants to see that.