

story by Ernio Hernandez with illustrations by Carol Choi (@littlethingsnoticed)
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Abstract
</figure><figure id="edad"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*5GOa_GVrxOartX-xgJ8GWw.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="6d74">I have a head full of hair… I also sometimes grow the most patchy beard and tons of grays.</p><figure id="d16a"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*V2nVKFoNhNkLxuUTGJCiiA.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="b8b7"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*fl66dF-HbY-tDjRlqybdiQ.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="fc2e">I have a heart full of love… I also sometimes hate crowds and lines and people in general.</p><figure id="71c2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*aMLCx81fZnnxQpgX3YSfkg.png"><figcaption><a href="https://www.instagram.com/littlethingsnoticed/"><i>@littlethingsnoticed</i></a></figcaption></figure><figure id="c2cc"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*mPuBJUV4R0jr76o2GOrHwA.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="0da4">I am funny… I also sometimes make the most awkward choices in social settings.</p><figure id="9e20"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*n2Mx6cox-c4jtWUA8oiO2A.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="c3a1"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*qv9gsPSgETJ5AxHvMjICSA.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="bb39">I am smart… I also sometimes interject song lyrics randomly into everyday conversation. Like too much.</p><figure id="a9f3"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*gwNbE7am16qDR9Vjmd78mw.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="566c"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*6UPSg4rvjkAd29_nshY7Mw.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="6a10">I can sing and dance and act… I also sometimes play Candy Crush for an hour straight.</p><figure id="77ec"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zVEBvyYULCeD0WWCa2_kZg.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="cea5"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*jYEMuQHg5RvFt9vVkk1g2Q.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="8457">I can charm with just a smile… I also sometimes snore and fart. Or sneeze (really loud) back-to-back 5 times.</p><figure id="132f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*pgtzwTcjrSnnq002FfmCjA.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="59d4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*ntj9w9daHTGNEmcJP8FD5w.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="e6ca">I am humble… I also sometimes start 22 consecutive sentences with the word “I.”</p><figure id="0d4f"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*NiYh3Fy7kBbk6tuEMr2eBw.png"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><figure id="bd52"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*zqyfDaX-Mty
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story by Ernio Hernandez with illustrations by Carol Choi (@littlethingsnoticed)
and audio narration by Carlos Ponton

I am a writer… I also sometimes just read or see a play.


I am an artist… I also sometimes just like to watch movies or TV.


I am fit… I also sometimes will eat two bagels or doughnuts in a row.


I am handsome… I also sometimes go out wearing sweatpants and a hoodie right over my Chewbacca pajamas.


I have a head full of hair… I also sometimes grow the most patchy beard and tons of grays.


I have a heart full of love… I also sometimes hate crowds and lines and people in general.


I am funny… I also sometimes make the most awkward choices in social settings.


I am smart… I also sometimes interject song lyrics randomly into everyday conversation. Like too much.


I can sing and dance and act… I also sometimes play Candy Crush for an hour straight.


I can charm with just a smile… I also sometimes snore and fart. Or sneeze (really loud) back-to-back 5 times.


I am humble… I also sometimes start 22 consecutive sentences with the word “I.”


I am loved… I also sometimes accept this.

All images ©2018 Carol Choi (@littlethingsnoticed). All rights reserved.
