Mormons and Policemen

Come a Knockin’

I had another all-nighter editing a YouTube video last night. Of course today there were lots of loud chainsaw noises outside my house which my sleep-deprived introverted ears were extra sensitive to!

Thankfully, I live in the family home right now, so I have a few escape rooms (still the noises followed me!)

Mormon’s Come a Knockin’

My skin is breaking out right now, thanks to poor food choices and short nights. Of course, today was also the day that I had to have three Mormons knocking on my door, wanting to preach to me about “Mother God”.

I did my best to give a polite but firm “No thank you”.

I did tell them, however, that I have Christian friends. That they are doing good work, and that I know why they are doing it, but that it’s just not for me. I told them that I believe in God and Jesus, but that I don’t believe that God is either a he or a she.

They proceeded to ask me if they could show me a passage in the bible. I should have kept it at a polite no thanks… now I felt like I was being double mean by rejecting their invitation twice! “No sorry, not today” I said. “Maybe next time” He smiled (should have left off the “today” part)

I didn’t say yes. But I said goodbye and wished them good luck.

Policeman Comes a Knockin’

The other day I felt similar and was wearing my most unattractive pyjamas when a policeman knocked at my door. I thought that he was going to tell me that a family member had died… Thankfully not!

“Sorry, I am normally much better presented than this!” I told him bashfully. Explained unnecessarily that I had an all-nighter.

Truth be told, it was good that he knocked on my door! I needed someone or someone to break me away from the editing grip of my phone!

While speaking to him, I tried not to have creepy staring stoner eyes (as tends to happen, when you stare at a screen for too long!)

Future Love of My Life

Here’s hoping that the future love of my life won’t come a-knockin' on a day that I would much rather he didn’t! They do say that love often comes when we least expect it!

Please Heavenly Father (or “Mother God” as my new friends have taught me) Surprise me, but make sure I meet my Mr Right on a day that I have had my beauty sleep and am wearing decent clothes and some makeup!

Thank you, Amen.

Just received another loud knock from my sister… Funny that! I told her about the story I was just writing 😄 Law of attraction at its finest!