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d in lime jelly, shot by cannon into a whale’s belly.</p><p id="e616"><b><i>However —</i></b></p><p id="fbb0">if anyone could unclog a mystery — it was Miss Marple-mogg. With a little history she could clear the fog, just like Agatha Christie. Nose keener than a tracker dog she’d be off on the trail — she’d put in the slog uphill and down dale to collar the knave and chuck him in jail.</p><p id="407e">She was so grave, and so brave, no one ever gave a hoot that she was actually a cat in a hat.</p><p id="405d"><b><i>With death in her wake.</i></b></p><p id="bf07">For prints of Miss Meowple:</p><div id="4ca2" class="link-block"> <a href="https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1

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Miss Meowple

Amateur consulting catective

Painting by Susan Alison

There once was a cat who knitted things, and wore a hat. Wherever she wandered people pondered why corpses always appeared.

It was very weird, the way that happened.

People dropped like flies exhibiting their demise in every way — baked in clay, beheaded by a stray UFO, squished by falling rocks, injected with smallpox, asphyxiated in lime jelly, shot by cannon into a whale’s belly.

However —

if anyone could unclog a mystery — it was Miss Marple-mogg. With a little history she could clear the fog, just like Agatha Christie. Nose keener than a tracker dog she’d be off on the trail — she’d put in the slog uphill and down dale to collar the knave and chuck him in jail.

She was so grave, and so brave, no one ever gave a hoot that she was actually a cat in a hat.

With death in her wake.

For prints of Miss Meowple:

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