Mike Lindell Thinks He And Trump Are Tight

How tight? Read on . . .

Admittedly, this is just one side of an overheard conversation, but still . . .

The conversation? A short one — that took place when MyPillow Guy Mike Lindell called former President Trump on an election night that seemed to be producing unpredicted — and unwanted results.

“Mr. President, Mr. President — this is your old buddy Mike Lindell — calling to see how you are doing on this greatest of all nights, when America finally comes to its senses and elects the right people who know the right outcome of the election that was stolen from you!” ********** “Yes, yes. That’s right. Together, we will see that it never happens again. Never, ever!” ********** “Right you are! And say, to that end, let me fly this one by you. It’s something that I’ve brought up before . . .” ********** “No — I know you don’t need any more pillows — but if you do — no, OK. I wanted to talk to you about the two of us, running together, for 2024. We could do it, my friend, if I may call you my friend — yes, thank you, it’s such an honor — I think that the two of us, we are not election deniers, they’re always trying to make it sound so negative — that’s the fake news way, always casting us in the negative — we are Righteous Election Rightists!” ********** “Yes, of course you can use that. Righteous — Election — Rightists — yes, yes, you got it.” ********** “Yes, yes, that’s correct. Very good! You see how well we get along, it’s like we share the same brain . . . ********** “No, no of course not. I’ll never say that again. Yes, never. Got it.” ********** “But what I was saying . . . listen, Mr. President. It’s just that I think we would make a great team. Like they we say in my old Mini-so-so — we are tight, tighter than a beaver’s butt hole!” ********** “Well, they say it because, you know, a beaver — they spend a lot of time in the water — and their butt hole has to be . . . ********** Yes, yes, of course — I’ll never say that again either . . . of course . . . NEVER! Well, nice talking to . . . (Click) Gee willikers — I didn’t get a chance to tell him I heard they’re calling Ron DeSantis Ron DeSaneOne. Wonder if he heard that one.