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# Summary

A college freshman has invented a device to alleviate migraine symptoms, securing a $10,000 investment to bring the product to market.

# Abstract

The article discusses a significant breakthrough for migraine sufferers, as a college freshman has developed a device aimed at reducing migraine symptoms. This innovation has been met with positive testimonials, suggesting that it could enable users to live a normal life without the disruption of severe headaches. The student's personal success with the device in managing his own migraines during college has led to securing a substantial investment, paving the way for the product's market entry. The author expresses optimism about the device's efficacy and humorously emphasizes the expectation of its success, while also hinting at a personal interest in its market performance.

# Opinions

- Migraines are described as an excruciating experience, likened to the sensation of a bowling ball being pushed through the ear canal.
- Testimonials are presented as an unequivocal endorsement of the device's effectiveness, with the author asserting that they "never lie."
- The author conveys a humorous tone regarding the potential success of the device, implying that their reputation is tied to its performance and jestingly requesting a commission.
- There is an underlying optimism about the future of the device, especially given the initial investment and the positive feedback it has received.

Migraine Who?

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Have you ever suffered from a migraine?

They sound absolutely ghastly.

I’ve heard it described as someone trying to push a bowling ball into your head through your ear canal.

Well, never fear.

It appears that a college freshman invented a device designed to alleviate migraine symptoms and allows the product user to lead a normal life.

That’s what the testimonials said about it anyway.

Testimonials never lie!

He used this device to help him get through college without missing multiple days of school and now he plans on putting it on the market.

He just recently secured a ten-thousand dollar investment to get the venture off the ground.

So far so good.

I certainly hope it works.

I mean… after I hyped it up, it damn well better work! If it doesn’t, I never heard of it.

And I’ll take my commission now.

You’re welcome☺️

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