Meet the New Graduates of the Unicorn Boot Camp
70% of the students fail
Dinah, 36, has always known two things:
- She’s a unicorn.
- She wants to help others find their inner unicorn.
Dinah is a successful entrepreneur. Her unicorn boot camp in the Scottish Highlands gets sold out month after month.
In the boot camp, Dinah teaches her students to become real unicorns.
During the two-week camp, the students meditate, purify their souls with holy water, wear unicorn onesies, and eat unicorn cupcakes.
If a student passes the demanding program, they receive a certificate proving that they are a real unicorn.
The cost of the boot camp is $29,999.
Only 30% of students pass the program. We met the latest graduates.
They graduated from the unicorn boot camp
Anna, 27, abandoned her influencer life to become a unicorn
Anna, 27, from Sweden, was an unsuccessful influencer. She left her old life behind to pursue her dream of becoming a unicorn.
“The boot camp was a lot of fun. But it was hard work as well. We had to hike and meditate on top of mountains”, Anna says.
John, 42, left his unicorn startup
John, 42, from New York, left his successful unicorn startup to join the unicorn boot camp.
“I was a unicorn, but I wanted to be a real unicorn”, John comments.
Mystique, 205, wanted a certificate of being a unicorn
Mystique, 205, from Scotland, is a magical unicorn. She joined the boot camp to get a certificate of being a unicorn.
“I’m tired of people thinking I’m just a horse with a fake horn”, Mystique explains.
These students failed the course
Sarah, 19, from California
Gary, 38, from Alabama
Bella, 3, from Minnesota
Tiina, 32, from Finland
Ursula, 25, from Germany
Ursula’s problems with the law resulted in her getting kicked out of the unicorn boot camp.
Oliver, 5, from London, England
Oliver, 5, from London, also got expelled from the boot camp after his arrest.
Alan, 63, from Manchester, England
