WHEN IT HITS THE FAN
Medium Lovers Need a Cool Fan Name
Happy Mediums?
HELLO MEDIUMCAKES!
Nothing is or ever will be as awesome as the name some Barry Manilow fans have fashioned. They call themselves Fanilows. This self-designation encompasses both radical admiration and uncomplicated love. Oh, Mandy. You came and you gave without taking.
I hereby throw down the gauntlet! What is a gauntlet anyway? The word has conjured a picture of jousting in my mind...but I’m also seeing a photobombing pastry chef in the background. Glove love in medieval times? Or potholder glove for cupcake wars?
⚡️ I challenge all the Medium hilarity makers to come up with the perfect way 🎯 to refer to the mortals among us who luuurrrve Medium as much as a Fanilow luuurrrves going to the Copa, Copa Cabaaaaaaannnnaaaaaa . . .
Here’s what I have thought of and discarded so far:
- Medium Rarers
- Mediumatics
- Mediumkins
- Mediumsketeers
- Mediumables
- Mediumishers
🙏 PUT YOUR MEDIUM FAN NOMENCLATURE PROPOSALS IN THE COMMENTS, PLEASE!
[Or feel free to take my request and run with it — and if you’re feeling particularly magnanimpish (autocorrect! leaving it!) put the link to this story somewhere in your story.]
Amethysta, ADEOLA SHEEHY-ADEKALE, Lindy Vogel, Kendra Sparkles, Robin Wilding 💎, Claire Franky, Rosalie Berg, Debra G. Harman, MEd., All My Little Words, The Professor of Medium, Adam Robinson, Debdutta Pal, Jan Sebastian 🖐👩🦰, A Strong Woman Weak, Dr. Tracy Davis, A A McRae, Katie Michaelson, David Conte, Kristine Laco, Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)