DIRTY JOBS
Meditations For People Who Touch Turds Too Much
Comforting Passages for the Poop-Weary Parent in Your Life
“One who has been chosen for toilet paper oversight by a small child is a lucky person indeed.”
“Knowing when to pinch it off and when to ignore the kids for a leisurely poo while watching TikTok may be my greatest victory.”
“Poop is the manifestation of our ability to consume and let go. When it occurs in those youngest and dearest to us it is an opportunity for Build-A-Bear.”
“When we try to protect others from the awareness of our bowels, we are being dishonest.”
“All of us are constipated sometimes. That’s human. When our colons are ruled by children, that’s abhorrent.”
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