Marsden Rock
And why I kicked a boy off a cliff
A trip to the seaside, organized by the neighborhood urchins.
As the youngest of same urchins, I am allowed to go along under sufferance, after the oldest of the bunch has promised my Grandma that he will take good care of me.
Together we negotiate the series of buses necessary to get us to the beach where, for lack of more sophisticated entertainment, we spend a few hours collecting seashells into shoeboxes, then climb the cliff stairs and start walking back along the cliff-tops towards the bus-stop for the journey home.
The cliff edges are not fenced off. Instead a short but steep sandy slope leads from the edge of the cliff-top grass to the where the sheer drop begins. Common sense dictates that we stick to the cliff path a clear yard inland from the top of the slope. And we do, for the most part.
I don’t know what altercation among the older boys leads to one of the shoeboxes falling onto the slope, but by the time I have seen what is happening, the box has slithered down the slope to the cliff-edge and the older boys are vying for the responsibility of retrieving it.
One by one, with boyish bravado, they all slide down to the edge, until I am the only one still standing in safety on the grass. One of the boys has his legs dangling over the edge, swinging in the void. Below his feet is a drop of some thirty feet to the sandy beach below. In his hands he holds the box of seashells.
Patience and restraint have never been my major virtues. Fed up with waiting while the other boys show off to each other, I finally start to slide down the slope towards them, but misjudge its steepness and start to accelerate out of control.
The boy with dangling legs suddenly finds himself violently kicked in the back and launched horrified into space. I follow him a second later.
Pure luck lands me in the sandy gap between two large rocks, winded beyond belief, with a mouthful of sand, but no broken bones. My unlucky victim is in a similar state a few yards away. For weeks to come he will blame me vehemently (and quite correctly) and affect a limp every time he sees me approaching.
For both of us, if truth be told, it’s been a close escape. We could have been killed or seriously disabled by the fall. But as I struggle to sit up, all I can think about is our precious collection of seashells, which are now once again spread about at random, up and down the length of Marsden beach.






