Summary

The article humorously explores the concept of "sexy fruits," with a particular focus on the sensual attributes of navel oranges, bananas, and melons, ultimately leading to a fruit salad and a teaser for a follow-up piece on "naked time."

Abstract

In a playful and suggestive tone, the author reflects on the allure of various fruits, questioning which is the sexiest. Bananas are initially crowned for their phallic shape and potassium content, while melons are humorously proposed as a sensual fruit for men. However, the navel orange is ultimately championed for its evocative "navel" and the tactile pleasure of peeling it, drawing a parallel to intimate human experiences. The piece culminates in the creation of a fruit salad and a plug for the author's next article, which promises to delve into the joys of "naked time."

Opinions

Bananas are considered the "King of all Sexual Fruits" due to their phallic shape and the sensual connotation of their scientific genus, Musa.
The author suggests that melons could be a sexually appealing fruit for men, emphasizing their juiciness.
The navel orange is celebrated as particularly sensual, with its navel likened to the human belly button, and the act of peeling it described in an intimate manner.
The author shares a personal anecdote, implying a recent preoccupation with the sensuality of fruit, possibly influenced by spending time with a woman named Amy.
The article concludes with a self-promotional note, inviting readers to explore more of the author's erotic writing on Medium and Amazon, where his works are available for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Marc 7: Sexy Fruit

What is the sexiest fruit?

I’m in a strange mood today so I thought I’d pass along some strange, wine-tinged observations. And I’m in the mood for something sweet…yet somewhat healthy.

So…fruit.

And it got me thinking: What is the sexiest fruit?

(Because you know, I’m all about sex.)

Bananas are probably considered the King of all Sexual Fruits.

Face it, this sucker gets all the women. Its phallic shape makes it the perfect sexually suggestive Musa fruit. Yeah, Musa, even the plant’s genus sounds sexy. And they’re a good source of potassium. No wonder women love them.

So, what about us guys? Don’t we get some sexy fruit?

Well, how about melons? Nice, juicy melons. I’ll have two, thank you.

But seriously, there’s one even sexier than that.

I give you…the navel orange!

Ta da!!!

Sexy.

What, you don’t see it?

No, really, I haven’t left my senses in the bottom of a wine bottle. The navel orange is damn sexy. Stay with me.

First off, it has a navel. Admit it, a woman’s belly button is damn sexy.

But there’s more. Peal back the rind. Start to probe with your fingers, and begin to work it open.

Yeah, that’s it. Slide your thumb between the sections, as you work your way in. Moist, juicy…feel that?

Now, maybe it because I’ve been spending so much time between Amy’s legs lately that I noticed, but God, that’s one sexy fruit.

Ladies, you can keep your potassium, I’m gonna have me some good ol’ vitamin C!

I actually ended up with a fruit salad:

For what happens next, check out:

Marc 8: Naked Time.

Seriously, is there anything better than naked time?

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