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Mandatory Cold Showers May Replace Vax Pass

Satire. Seriously, this is satire. Do I have to say it again?

Woman cringes in cold water. Image by Ryan McGuire from Pixabay

(From the Horton Hears a WHO Department)

The World Health Organization now recommends cold showers to combat Covid-19. “I read this awesome book by this guy who calls himself the Iceman,” confided a top WHO epidemiologist, who spoke on condition of anonymity. The WHO expert cited several studies which she claimed show cold showers can strengthen the immune system.

“I’ve had it with these anti-vaxxers,” said the clever-looking anonymous expert. She hinted that the World Health Organization may recommend mandatory cold showers to replace the current controversial vaccination passports.

“It’s much easier just to shut off everyone’s hot water,” she concluded. “Everybody wins.”

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