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Man Can’t Afford Make-It-Rain Gun He Financed Through Fingerhut

“I’m living in constant fear”

After having his 2014 Chevy Sonic repossessed, Seth Legaspi thought his credit would be ruined forever.

“Bruh, I thought my credit would be ruined forever.” Said Seth. “Then one day I got a catalogue from Fingerhut saying I had been approved for one hundred dollars of credit. I was like, yeah buddy!”

“I bought an air fryer and a cash cannon. I only got to make it rain on one shorty and then I lost my job delivering Amazon packages.”

“Some Ring camera saw me smoking a joint in the delivery van. Also when I brought the van back it smelled like weed. Probably because I left the roach in the cup holder, but still.”

Seth was unable to make the first payment.

“First they sent a letter, then I got another letter except it was red and then they called. I didn’t pick up.”

“I guess that pissed them off. Because now there’s a huge ethnic looking guy sitting in a rental car outside my grandma’s where I stay and I can’t find my cat. Fingerhut ain’t messing around.” Said Seth.

When asked if there’s anything he regrets about the purchase, Seth said, “I should have just made it rain on that shorty with money I threw by hand. Chicks apricate that personal touch.”

“I don’t regret the air fryer at all. That thing is bad ass.”