Make-Out University.
Buddy up and find a study partner.
Making out is such a dying art these days. A lost and sunken treasure. If there were an institute for studying this dying magical art, I wonder how many would enroll?
I’d be the first to sign up for a masters degree in the continuing education program.
If you’re fortunate enough to have found a partner who can make out for hours and not have to end in the actual act, you’ve already attended M.O.U. and graduated with honors.
But if you haven’t yet found such a partner, you need to go back to school because you’ve not reached the height of enlightenment.
In all my years of pleasure seeking, I’ve only come across a handful of partners who truly appreciate the simple comfort and bliss found in a good, old fashioned make-out session.
The kind of comfort that doesn’t need to ram it out in the end.
The kind of bliss created from the simple spark of a kiss.
On one hand, it’s a little sad knowing there aren’t many pure pleasure seekers in the universe. But on the other hand, it’s like finding the holy grail of sexiness when the universe drops two such pleasure seekers into the same space.
Look for a study partner who is attentive and patient. Look for one who didn’t just enroll for himself, he also showed up to encourage your higher education.
Once these two students find each other, nothing else matters except the study of what turns each other on, in its purest form — the make-out session.
When they first meet, they have no knowledge of each others desire for simple pleasure, which is where the learning comes in. A single, lingering kiss is all it takes for the studies to begin.
The initial kiss is like turning to the first page in a text book, knowing there are a hundred more chapters of exploration to follow. It’s best to be a very slow reader in this academy. You’ll want to absorb each page to its fullest before moving forward.
Reaching the end of the text book is never the goal in the institute of making out. The studying is the entire point — not the graduation.
At M.O.U., your partner is fully invested in the study of your intricacies, your nuances. The study of YOU.
A comprehensive make-out session is like physical education combined with visual arts and mechanical engineering. Participants begin with no knowledge of each others desires until exploration begins and clinical trials are performed.
Instant attraction to your study partner isn’t paramount, but saying “yes” when he thoughtfully asks if he can kiss you, is.
Let the kiss happen. It’s what will guide you into hands on training for the next several hours.
There are many buttons to push, and so much magic to be found in your research.
You’ll train each other in how to achieve the highest level of pleasure attainable, without hitting the obvious target. You should want to avoid that target at all costs because that’s not the point of making out.
Dance around the bullseye, keep it in sight, but never go there. Instead, experiment with what it takes to achieve hitting the bullseye. Make your partner close their eyes and dream about the end result, without ever going there.
After hours of intensive learning, if you’ve managed to avoid the bullseye at all costs, but still come out spent at the end of your study session, you’ve learned all you need to know at Make-Out University.
Making out provides you with a much higher level of education than you signed up for, and it’s absolutely worth it in the end. It’s the type of learning where work is encouraged, but play is the intention.
The result is a new text book written for future, pleasurable use. One you’ll be eager to open and learn from again, and again.
You’ve graduated.
This story was written for the Human Parts prompt, “Independent Study.”
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