Magic Shrooms, a Field of Frogs, and a Sultry Jazz Singer

We set the alarm for three o’clock on a Saturday morning — only slept four hours the night before.
Hawaiian locals said we’d need to be there by dawn — no earlier, no later. The magic mushrooms shouldn’t be fully awake for the picking — neither were we.
I was still blooming in my early twenties and my cousin was a beautiful, fully blossomed sunflower in her early thirties. Eleven years apart, we were equally silly and adventurous — not always the best combination.
We’d hashed it over for months before committing to hunting down shrooms for recreational purposes. I guess hiking up to the highest point of Diamond Head wasn’t enough excitement at 762 feet above sea level.
I got stuck on a small, rickety walking bridge on top of the volcanic crater a few inches from the edge, and froze, looking down over the entire island.
A spectacular 360-degree, three-dimensional view of the Pacific Ocean, Royal palms swaying in the breeze set against a powder blue sky, so stunning and postcard-worthy, it took my breath and wobbly legs away.
Limbs frozen stiff. I couldn’t move until a friend helped me down the narrow steps onto the other side — I had never experienced such anxiety. Freaked me out.
If life had to end, there was no better way to go. I left my heart in Honolulu over 30 years ago — living there for two years was one of the best highlights of my life.
We had both tried magic mushrooms on the mainland in L.A. but held this fantasy of finding them fresh from the garden of Oahu’s good earth. Warned most island mushrooms were poisonous, we weren’t exactly sure what we were looking for, but set out on our own expedition, anyway.
Halfway across the island Hawaii’s mythical god of the sun, who according to folklore, snared the sun’s rays to extend daylight in ancient history, spoke to us through layered shades of a blood orange-red Oahu sunrise.
We became mesmerized into hazy doubt that our desire to enhance nature’s inherent beauty was even necessary. Which brings me to a broader point.
Why, as humans, can’t we let beauty be in all its wondrous glory?
We lived in paradise encircled by white sandy beaches of clear turquoise water, jasmine-infused breezes, and the aloha spirit inherited from the only royal family who lived as a monarchy on American soil.
Yet, we were hunting for magic mushrooms to enhance one of Earth’s naturally brush-stroked art galleries.
Awakened by our dawning epiphany, we had no business looking for something we knew nothing about — we agreed to turn around and go to the afternoon concert at Diamond Head Park instead.
Except we didn’t have tickets.
We drove around to the back of the park to size up a grassy field that looked like emerald ice pics sparkling with morning dew, the length and width of two football fields.
A chain-link fence separated the park from the field. Folks already inside claiming their spot with blankets and chairs appeared as miniature figurines from where we stood on the corner. We pondered in silence for a moment.
Squinching her eyes, surveying our options, my cousin said, “We can climb the fence.”
“You think so?”
“Yeah, it’s not that high.” Her influence occasionally overrode my common sense. She entered the field first — started a fast walk turned trot. I was slow to follow.
“Come on.”
I felt a strange movement at my feet the moment I stepped into the wet grass.
Ribbit, Ribbit, Ribbit. Frogs leaping, hopping, and croaking all around us. We had entered their habitat, and they had a few choice croaks for humans invading their territory.
I screamed. The fence seemed a million miles away. My cousin, almost there — looking back, laughing at me with my arms flailing, hopping like a hurdle jumper.
Something about creatures flying, flitting, and hopping around gives me the heebie-jeebies. I like my creatures grounded where their movements and mine are easier to maneuver or control.
When we reached the fence, two security guards had just left their station, where we landed near the stage. With their backs turned, we only had a few minutes to climb over. The crowd couldn’t help but notice. For a moment we were the entertainment, accompanied by the warmup band already on stage.
A couple sitting near the fence helped us over and let us sit on their blanket to blend in the moment the security guards turned around. They offered us food and passed their flowers. That’s Aloha — the Hawaiian word for love, affection, peace, compassion, and mercy, used as their greeting, too.
Can you think of a better way to say hello?
After saying Mahalo to our new Ohana or family, we excused ourselves to buy shaved ice for everyone. They saved us a ticket price, primed our taste buds for flavored ice to quell the munchies and quench our thirst. The least we could do was return the favor.
In anticipation, we positioned ourselves so we could see the star of the show from the side entrance to the stage — barefooted and toking on a joint. He walked across the stage without a care in the world puffing and smiling, then passed it to a stagehand.
There’s something about Hawaii that makes one feel happy and free.
The band started playing one of his hit songs, “We’re in This Love Together.” In my mind, everyone in the park, instantaneously connected. Inside this one, long-reaching love altogether crooning in one voice to a favorite tune.
Thankful for each other, the gods that curbed our intention, and a sultry jazz singer, under the brilliance of an Oahu sun. I was 18 the first time I saw Al Jarreau perform at the Whiskey A Go Go, a famous nightclub in West Hollywood.
Taken to the club by an older friend, my besties and I were skeptical about how we would like a jazz-pop musician. By the time we left, we were huge fans for life. He was phenomenal.
Short Bio:
Al Jarreau was an American jazz singer and musician, a seven time grammy award winner. He was the only musician to win awards in three different categories; jazz, pop, and R&B.
Sunrise: March 12, 1941 — Sunset: February 12, 2017
RIP Al Jarreau.
I’ll leave you with this tune.
