A SHORT AND WEIRD SONGWRITING DARE

Love To Make Yellow Puddles

When I should have remembered the words of Paul McCartney, who learned that just because you can write a song about anything, doesn’t mean you should.

Chorus:

Love to make yellow puddles

With my cat whose name is Cuddles

Love to make yellow puddles

With Cuddles, the puddles are doubles

Verse 1:

It started when I turned 23

For the first time in life, I felt free

But with no puddles in front of me

Nothing for it except to pee

Chorus:

I love to make yellow puddles

With my cat whose name is Cuddles

Love to make yellow puddles

With Cuddles, the puddles are doubles

Verse 2:

Then I think I’d started a fad

The puddlerati were soon very glad

A jolly good time was had

Until a senator labeled it sad

Chorus:

Love to make yellow puddles

With my cat whose name is Cuddles

Love to make yellow puddles

With Cuddles, the puddles are doubles

Bridge:

My mother thinks that I’ve gone insane

Says she’s ashamed to share the same name

Blames it all on my dad who’s estranged

But when I hit number one, I’ll prove she’s deranged

Repeat Chorus to fade.

Inspired by the short and weird career of pop star Taste D. Flabb as elucidated by Ryan Klemek.

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