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Writing Prompt

Loose Talk

Don’t get caught without a mask

Image: https://www.nationalww2museum.org/war/articles/wwii-propaganda

The American Government is sick and tired of non-patriots talking loosely and costing Americans’ lives.

Loose Talk is therefore banned in 37 states, 8 hotels, Walmart, and any restaurant that has their prices on the menu.

Loose Talk is not allowed in your car with the ventilation on. If you must Loose Talk, please close your heating and air conditioning vents, roll up your windows, put your hazard lights on — and then speak.

Loose Talk is not allowed in your private residence if you share that residence with 2.5 additional people. If your urge to Loose Talk is greater than the urge to binge watch Bridgerton, you may do so in the bathroom.

Loose Talk is not allowed in your Facebook or YouTube videos. You may however Loose Talk on Snap Chat because it disappears quickly.

Loose Talk Offenders

Photo by Tingey Injury Law Firm on Unsplash

If you are caught engaging in Loose Talk you will have to appear in front of the judge for immediate sentencing.

“The Loose Talk judge herby sentences you to an N95 mask that will be surgically attached to your face with patriotic thread for a period of 19 months.”

Loose Talk Can Cost Lives!

This is a response to the MuddyUm Prompt by Rachael Ann Sand. Play along!

Danita Hall is a human by day and a Humor, Parenting, Lifestyle, Ranting, Poem Writing Blogger by night. Click here to read past blog posts and stay connected on Facebook and Twitter.

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