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onfidence. </i><b>Down the street from doubt.</b></p><p id="1e6f"><i>Kick ass and take names.</i><b> Talk about multi-tasking.</b></p><p id="9e76"><i>Cute as a button.</i> <b>It’s all about perspective.</b> Thanks, <a href="undefined">Jenny Lane</a>.</p><p id="f026"><i>Dressed to the nines. </i><b>It’s tens now. Did you not get the memo?</b></p><p id="9d61"><i>The straw that broke the camel's back.</i> <b>Medic! Thanks, <a href="undefined">DJ Hopkins</a>.</b></p><p id="4477"><i>Higher than a kite.</i><b> It's the coming down part that’s painful.</b></p><p id="c9fa"><i>Put in a good word. </i><b>Can you spare a few more?</b></p><p id="ef20"><i>Taking the mickey.</i> <b>Yes, you can bring him, dear.</b> Thanks, <a href="undefined">CarolF</a>.</p><p id="3fbe"><i>Well, that looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen. </i><b>Someone get corporate counsel on the line. Thanks, <a href="undefined">James Bellerjeau</a>.</b></p><p id="b4ce"><i>Going with your gut.</i> <b>Do you have a choice?</b></p><p id="6a59"><i>Wake-up call. </i><b>Oh shit, I forgot to call the front desk.</b></p><p id="67a5"><

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i>A word to the wise.</i> <b>That’s pretty cryptic.</b></p><p id="a3f1"><i>Ducks in a row. </i><b>Good luck; they’re not very cooperative today.</b></p><p id="2d65"><i>Head up your ass. <b>Anatomically impossible.</b></i></p><p id="f97f"><i>Keep it under your hat. </i><b>But I don’t wear one.</b></p><p id="8879"><i>Turn on a dime.</i> <b>Can I go around it? Thanks,</b> <a href="undefined">Molly Blythe</a>.</p><p id="886e"><i>There are no stupid questions. </i><b>Sure, teach, whatever you say.</b></p><p id="ff61"><i>Take it all with a grain of salt.</i> <b>Man, you’re stingy.</b></p><p id="0c0e"><i>You’re too tense</i>. <b>No, actually, I’m a teepee.</b></p><p id="5473"><i>Well, that’s that, then. </i><b>How’s that for a comeback?</b> <b>Thanks, <a href="undefined">Maryan Pelland OnText.com</a></b></p><p id="a77b"><b>Thanks for reading, dear friends.</b></p><p id="0964"><i>Hey, if you think I have some potential as a writer and wish to sample some more of my stuff, you can <a href="/@rhammond2448">Subscribe</a> here to be updated whenever I publish a new piece.</i></p></article></body>

Look, Still At It Vol. 9

I got them; still want to read them?

Do you want to run into that in the dark? Photo by Des Récits on Unsplash

Just couldn’t stay away, huh?

Well, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes? I look much better, rested.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? I’ll leave that one to your imagination.

Suck it up, buttercup. Quit your whining. Thanks, barry robinson.

Man up. Sorry, boys.

A fool’s paradise. That’s not the one I wanted to go to. Thanks, Randy Pulley.

Air of confidence. Down the street from doubt.

Kick ass and take names. Talk about multi-tasking.

Cute as a button. It’s all about perspective. Thanks, Jenny Lane.

Dressed to the nines. It’s tens now. Did you not get the memo?

The straw that broke the camel's back. Medic! Thanks, DJ Hopkins.

Higher than a kite. It's the coming down part that’s painful.

Put in a good word. Can you spare a few more?

Taking the mickey. Yes, you can bring him, dear. Thanks, CarolF.

Well, that looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen. Someone get corporate counsel on the line. Thanks, James Bellerjeau.

Going with your gut. Do you have a choice?

Wake-up call. Oh shit, I forgot to call the front desk.

A word to the wise. That’s pretty cryptic.

Ducks in a row. Good luck; they’re not very cooperative today.

Head up your ass. Anatomically impossible.

Keep it under your hat. But I don’t wear one.

Turn on a dime. Can I go around it? Thanks, Molly Blythe.

There are no stupid questions. Sure, teach, whatever you say.

Take it all with a grain of salt. Man, you’re stingy.

You’re too tense. No, actually, I’m a teepee.

Well, that’s that, then. How’s that for a comeback? Thanks, Maryan Pelland OnText.com

Thanks for reading, dear friends.

Hey, if you think I have some potential as a writer and wish to sample some more of my stuff, you can Subscribe here to be updated whenever I publish a new piece.

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