LIVING IN FRANCE: Little Debbie will soon arrive, safely packed in my daughter’s suitcase
I’ve already written at length (some might say in excess) about Little Debbie and my love for her gooey, sticky sweetness. Living in France: Here’s What I’ve Asked My Daughter to Bring Me From America. . .
I am eagerly anticipating her arrival . . . my daughter and son-in-law’s too, of course, but I have this glutinous, piggy side and I can’t wait to sink my teeth into an LD.
Here’s the thing though, I do like something sweet with my afternoon cuppa and, in the absence of Little Debbie, I must confess to a fondness for another temptress: Petite Madeleine.
I know, I know, but when in France . . .

Petite Madeleine is very understated, very je ne sais quoi.
Very French.
An unadorned little scallop-shaped sponge cake.
The cake equivalent to a little black dress.
Little Debbie would be . . .what? A pink frilly taffeta bridesmaid dress, maybe. With puffy sleeves.
Madeleine, of course, has this whole literary thing going for her, being inextricably linked to Marcel Proust.
This ‘short plump little cake,’ as he described her in Remembrance of Things Past, evoked a whole lifetime of memories.
His aunt, who spoiled him, would dip them for him in a soothing cup of lime-flower tea. How lovely.
Madeleines go back a long way in France — by one account to the 18th century and young pastry chef for the Duke Stanislas Leszczyński, named Madeleine. How she got the job, isn’t quite clear, because she knew only one recipe — a little cake her grandmother once made. I guess the duke liked them though.
So did King Louis XV and his wife Marie. She introduced them to the French court and, as starving peasants stormed the Bastille, may or may not, have uttered the immortal words ‘let them eat cake.’
It didn’t end well.
Anyway, back to the present.
Yesterday, I bought a large bag of madeleines, all individually wrapped in plastic, on sale at Lidl.
Marcel is shuddering, delicately, in his grave.
As I dipped one into my cup of Yorkshire tea, it hit the tea bag and half the cake dissolved.
I immediately thought of Little Debbie, who would never fall apart that way. Of course, being amply endowed with thick frosting and a jammy centre, she would need no dunking in the first place.
Oh, Little Debbie, I do miss you. Petite Madeleine has her understated charm, but I will be so happy to see you again. You even go well with plonk, something your French rival would never tolerate.

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