Summary

The website content is a humorous and personal account of Nathaniel Killgore, the owner of Caterpillar's Hookah Lounge, featuring anecdotes, cultural references, and playful banter with a friend named Stef.

Abstract

The content provides a lighthearted look at Nathaniel Killgore, who is of Scottish descent and owns a hookah lounge. It includes playful conversations about his last name's meaning, his interests, and various cultural and political topics. The dialogue touches on everything from Killgore's family crest and his desire to learn bagpipes to his views on local politics and his involvement in a fictional political party, the Deadly Serious Party. The article is interspersed with multimedia elements, such as YouTube videos and photographs, and ends with a nod to his interactions with friends and customers, including a roast at his bar and his unique approach to local planning issues.

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Nathaniel Killgore is described as an easy-going person who is open to jokes and has a good sense of humor about himself.
Stef, the interviewer, seems to have a close and teasing relationship with Killgore, poking fun at his height and his last name's meaning.
The content suggests a nostalgic fondness for cultural pastimes like mini-golf and batting cages, lamenting their absence in the area.
Killgore's favorite Vonnegut character being Kilgore Trout indicates an appreciation for satirical and unconventional literature.
The author expresses a humorous take on serious issues, such as the establishment of a slaughterhouse, by referencing the Deadly Serious Party's satirical political platform.
The article concludes with a sense of camaraderie and community engagement, highlighting Killgore's active role in local matters and his bar's social atmosphere.

lightly toasted; medium roasted: Nathaniel Killgore (focusing on scots.)

Take this note to the owner of

Caterpillar’s hookah lounge

medium.com

“slan-ge-var. put the cranberry juice on my tab.” — Ann

author’s note: nkg is the only writer on medium.coma i know personally. last week while he was filming an ad for his bar, he told me, “you know i’m fine with anything you (and stephanie) write.”

stef: what does the last name killgore mean?

nkg: (reading from mr. google) “Scottish. habitational name from Kilgour in Fife, named in Gaelic as ‘goat wood’, from coille ‘wood’ plus gobhar, gabhar ‘goat’.”

stef: that’s not cool. i thought it’d be to kill gore(y) writers or roast them. but your family crest has a dragon on it, no way Michaël Wertenberg can top that.

nkg: while tuning a ukele he bought for a client who is from hawaii. “i’d like to learn to play bagpipes.”

stef: braveheart?

nkg: william wallace was 6'6" tall. mel gibson at 5'10" would never have been able to lift wallace’s claymore.

stef: golf? mini/maxi?

nkg: shot a birdie once.

stef: pigeon or sea gull?

nkg: i remember the mini golf course, bumper boats, batting cages . . .

stef: yes, yo recuerdo. we donnae have any’thin’ en calzoncillos para los niños. i will write to me representative about it. . .un momento, por favor. while nkg studies clan map of scotland.. .

dear mr. moo ,

‘we have three slaughterhouses,

strip malls up the wazoo,

casinos, clusterfuck housing,

an empty-for-20-years

“mark twain slept everywhere” ormsby house

and no mini golf.’

act now!

stef: my on-line shrink and creative writing teacher, Edward Robson, is looking for a place to perform his slam poetry.

nkg: yeah! send him in!

stef: favorite vonnegut character?

nkg: kilgore trout.

stef: por supuesto. favorite video?

nkg: robin williams invents golf.

in 2023, nathan will still be the long-time owner (est. 2008) of “caterpillar’s hookah lounge”, and (a) turning into a butterfly (b) running for governor of nevada © running for mayor of calzoncillos (d) working as a tool man at the moonlite bunny ranch (e) selling used golf balls at the pro shop.

all of the above? who knows?

**lucy has forgiven nathan for calling her a pita.**

ROASTING NATE AT HIS OWN BAR. 16:06 “even if you don’t know me, i’m an easy guy to make fun of . . .”

https://www.facebook.com/nathaniel.killgore.3/videos/304784691554584

20:23 -“. . .run for mayor.” formal announcement?

21:46 -“if you were a crayon, your color would be ‘dirty skank.’”

40:20 -decorations: “someday they’ll all fall down. just like your whole life.”

52:28 — lookt like you were gonnae get thrown out of your own bar. again.

1:00:00 — “reformed his misogynistic ways. . .” in the background “i want a massage!!” “he tried not to hang out with underage girls, he just did it naturally.”

not bad.

for your roast, nathan, you shud a worn your jammies,

like the first time i stopt by ‘caterpillar’s’ to thank you for being the only member of the planning commission to vote against the special use permit for a slaughterhouse in me neighborhood.

we talkt about politics for an hour and a half. i was a democrat/independent when i walked in. after that talk, i was a card-carrying member of the ‘deadly serious party.’

Registered on October 26, 1984, (the year of nate’s birth in this jump to a higher level of consciousness), the Deadly Serious Party,

a political party that stood candidates in Australian elections in the 1980s. The party was created by Australian candidates with the goal of mocking other candidates.[1] Its platform included dispatching a flock of killer penguins to protect Australia’s coastline from Argentine invasion, an age freeze, and the appointment of silly people to all the portfolios that matter. . .

Robert Gowty as ambassador to acapulco to study the effects of abandoned studebakers on sea turtles. Uvebruce, undercover agent 0069, to poland to determine if Smillew Rahcuef, Michaël Wertenberg and Don Drewniak live in portland. Janice M. Flanders to further investigate korn kandy’s effect on kindergarteners en kentucky.

in toasting/roasting nkg, we’ve gone through ‘kill the indians day’, christmas, valentine’s day (in the video below), the fake irish holiday, cinco de mayo, (when mexico declared independence from the french), the fourth of july, aka, ‘california wildfire season starts todae!’, swiss independence day, halloween & nevada day.

lightly toasted; medium roasted: Nathaniel Killgore (focusing on scots.)

Take this note to the owner of

Caterpillar’s hookah lounge

ROASTING NATE AT HIS OWN BAR. 16:06 “even if you don’t know me, i’m an easy guy to make fun of . . .”

for your roast, nathan, you shud a worn your jammies,

followers: Martin French, Ann James