Life Advice
Write anything but a fiction, says my teacher It’s a journal assignment “I did…” Stop crying, she says, kids should smile I guess adults prefer happy faces because they can’t tell a fiction
Get rid of Sylvia Plath, says my parents She was from a funny farm Re-read the fairy tales “I did.” Snow White and Seven Dwarfs is based on a true story of rape
Watch some comedies, say my friends “I did.” I laughed so hard that I cried Comedy is poop drizzled in gold powder which dumb ass would mistake for chocolate And they enjoy it.
Get a proper job, says my ex like one with a retirement plan “I did.” It asks me to bank my soul till 65 I ain’t saving for somebody else
Go out and meet someone new, say my friends “I did.” I’m tired of telling my stories so I wrote them down before the date I wouldn’t mind if she didn’t read’ em It’s better than skipping pages and making assumptions
Make love to me again, says my girlfriend Tomorrow will begin anew and all the problems will go away “I did.” But I don’t want a lifelong problem
Go to the interview, says my wife The diapers are running out “I did.” But the other day when I was smoking on the toilet I realized it’s the only butt that I gonna kiss forever
Fuck’ em all






