MODERN MODEST MOCKING MANDATE
Let’s Have a Kid-Friendly, Anti-Mask, Anti-Vax Rally to Promote More Delta Deaths
It makes perfect sense!
We all know that children don’t vote, often possess wisdom well beyond their years, and … are easily replaceable. Perfect!
These three factors completely explain the recent stunning rise in pandemic logic as practiced by certain key politicians and adhered to by citizens of many states.
In short, the anti-mask, anti-vax, “party-on,” movement sweeping the nation now makes complete sense.
Allow me to explain. (There’s a special treat at the end of this story.)
Children don’t vote
Talk about “The Expendables!”
No voice, no vote, no value.
Hey that’ll look great on a red beanie!
So let’s do what we can to thin that herd of rug rats. Is this what they mean by “herd immunity”?
Sure some of their parents will die in the effort, but it’ll be worth it. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger I always say (Unless of course it leaves you with medical disabilities that may last a lifetime and which are completely and safely preventable with a free and nearly-harmless vaccine. Oh, but I digress.)
Besides I have it on good authority that most children are godless heathens, and — worse still — many of them grow up to be Democrats.
Children are often wise beyond their years
The next time you run into a 6-year-old, once you’re done coughing and sneezing on their un-masked face, ask them this simple question.
If a huge truck was barreling down on you as you crossed the street would it be OK to run out of the way even though you might stub your toe while running?
Are you smarter than a 6-year-old?
Children are replaceable
With far less effort than it takes to get a hunting license, a couple of fools can make a new human. They can do it over and over again, potentially dozens of times if they’re really feelin’ it.
So why worry if children are sickening and dying needlessly? Just spit out some more. Hardly anyone will notice the change.
With that in mind, it makes perfect sense to force those under 12 years of age, who cannot in any way be protected by vaccine, into crowds where they’re almost certain to be in contact with Covid-positive people. Then, while they’re most vulnerable, forbid them to wear masks.
For those 12 and up, many are the interchangeable spawn of anti-vaxxers, so they too are un-vaccinated and ready to play.
It all makes for the perfect storm: a vulnerable population coupled with excellent decision making by responsible adults and a wicked flu making the rounds.
Last time around all the best thinkers stocked up on TP. I’m betting that this go-around there might be a run on another paper product … tissues.
In case you’re wondering if any of this s%$t has hit the news, I believe there’s at least one story on the subject. https://www.rawstory.com/texas-schools-2654642884/
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^ Another nice dark treat from phenomenal writer Ellie Salvaje