Boebert Crime Family

Lauren Boebert’s Son Robs Woman With a Brain Tumor

Takes her last $75 While Lauren Says Immigrants are Criminals

If there’s one thing I can’t stand in life, it’s hypocrisy. When someone bitches you out up and down for one thing, and then does something equally as bad, it’s infuriating. I see this a lot within the “family values” Republican party

If by “family”, you mean “crime family”, it makes more sense. Representative Lauren Boebert and her immediate family have had several brushes with the law over the years. Yet she’s quick to rail against immigrants, calling them criminals. Remember when Donald Trump called immigrants criminals and rapists?

I mean, I guess he’d know. After all, he’s a convicted rapist and facing 91 felony charges at the moment.

Lauren Boebert’s son Tyler was arrested Tuesday. He was charged with 22 counts of mostly theft-related crimes, five of them felony counts. And then there’s the whole sex tape thing with a minor. I swear, you can’t make this shit up.

Tyler has been accused of making a sex video with an underage girl and sending it to his friends. Similar to his father exposing his penis to underage girls in a Colorado bowling alley back in 2004, Tyler doesn’t seem to understand the concept of keeping your penis to yourself when in the presence of underage girls.

But we knew that. He became a teen father at the age of 18. That poor kid is going to have a hell of a rough life, being born into the Boebert crime family. I feel for kids who are born to knucklehead parents without a say in the matter.

Perhaps the most disturbing aspect of Tyler Boebert’s arrest was the detail about robbing a woman with a brain tumor. This pathetic puke stole the last $75 she had in cash and her bank cards. She says she can no longer move forward with her brain surgery until that money is recovered.

Despite this horrific detail and the 22 charges he’s facing, Tyler was all smiles in court. His virtual arraignment saw him smiling for the camera and looking like he had not a care in the world, as an 18-year-old father of a baby. He doesn’t seem at all remorseful for this and the other brushes with the law he’s had recently.

Like the one in January, when his father was arrested for fighting with his estranged wife in a restaurant. Then three days later, when he was again arrested for drunkenly fighting with Tyler before grabbing a rifle. With an example like his father Jayson, it’s no wonder Tyler is going down a similar path.

Of course, Representative Boebert is no stranger to law-breaking herself. She’s been arrested four times for minor offenses in the past decade. She made an embarrassment of herself by being loud and disruptive during a musical performance, vaping, and was caught on camera massaging her date’s groin area while he fondled her boobs.

Classy.

Normally, I don’t get into other people’s personal business. If you want to conduct yourself like a classless slob, that’s on you. However, when our elected politicians feel that they aren’t subject to the same laws of the land that they expect everyone else to follow, that’s a problem. Especially when you are as vocal and mouthy as Lauren Boebert is.

In this speech before Congress, Boebert talks about illegal immigration. She seems to think that most crimes are committed by brown people. The hypocrisy and bigotry she displays is disgusting. Especially considering what has been happening within her own immediate family as of late.

I understand that crime is bad. But demonizing all immigrants who come to our country to seek a better life or escape danger in their own country is wrong. And you have no right to do this when your family has a history of breaking laws left and right.

The hypocrisy of the Republican party has many of us shaking our heads. The laws they are attempting to weaponize against women, immigrants, people of color, and the LGBTQ community are morally wrong. For a party that is all about freedom, law and order, and Christian morals, they are showing their true evil colors in the most hypocritical of ways.

Jesus taught in the bible to not judge, yet many of them judge. He talked about not being concerned about the speck in your neighbor’s eye when you have a plank in your own eye. And he mentions not throwing stones at others when all have sins of their own that they could be punished for.

Like most parts of the bible that conservative Christians don’t care for, these examples are often ignored. You shouldn’t be allowed to pick and choose only the parts of your holy book that don’t conflict with your actions. When you do, you become a hypocrite and a joke.

Which is exactly what the GOP has become for the longest time. By supporting and worshipping a morally bankrupt hero as many MAGA supporters do with Donald Trump, you’re sending a message to the world. The whole “fuck your feelings” thing is really how many of these people feel. Few of them care if the things they do are illegal, immoral, and hypocritical.

Most just want to have their way. Whether they operate within the parameters of the law or not doesn’t seem to matter to many of them. The Boebert family is a prime example of this. I could never take a thing Lauren Boebert says seriously when she, her ex-husband, and now her son think they are above the law.

Tyler Boebert stole money from a woman with a brain tumor. He made a sex tape with an underage girl. He’s charged with 5 felonies and 22 total counts related to theft and other charges. And he’s smiling about it all in court.

Don’t preach family values when your crime family exemplifies the deplorable traits you claim that immigrants bring into our country, Rep. Boebert. Nobody is taking you seriously. Get your family life in order before attacking the rest of the world who is tired of hearing about it.

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