Comedy Series
Laurel & Hardy
Florist Fiasco
In the Hardy Manor, the whole house featured in the dining room extended on the shaking dining table & chairs. Hardy, Whisker the Cat & Nugget the Fish all three got their ears pierced by the roaring voice of Laurel. The walls and windows also appear to resonate with their vibrations. Who, without raising his head, was occupied with reading them tirelessly the Wizard of Oz. Suddenly, Laurel lifted his head to see this frightful mess & banged the book on the table.
Laurel — That’s enough; I have been reading for the last 2 hours without a break to make you guys lifted in this magical spin where you feel entertained in this gripping narrative.
Laurel chooses the discarded book, turns furiously to the last page and, noting, pushes it to the same place with the double sound.
Laurel — For your kind information, I read this book 120 times before I wanted you to feel animated in the world of magicians. Which, sadly, seems like a total waste of time. I suppose I should head home.
Hardy — You are holding the whole thing in a wrong manner. We guessed you wanted to kill the loneliness which must be plaguing you due to staying alone. I recently read an article in which inmates in segregation feel subjected to mental torture. I can’t let you live through that jumping in the bore feels.
Laurel, moving his head from left to right, got up and took a leg out of the chair he was sitting on it. Hardy woke up and decided to dive down the hallway. Laurel worked with equal speed gave up one hard wack on his butt, making him descend & roll into laughter. Laurel fell to the ground laughing to join his friend in the symphony orchestra. They held hands glued to the floor, and tears of laughter ran down the sides of their eyes.
Hardy — I’ve been thinking lately how about doing something productive with our lives for a change? Nothing on the trick of making money, but modestly spreading happiness.
Hardy finally struggled to return on his two feet, then casting off his right hand to Laurel to let him reach his wavelength.
Laurel — Buddy, you sound different. What have you been lately watching?
Laurel slides up on Hardy’s arm, laughing & then, getting his balance started poking fingers at Hardy’s endless belly.
Hardy — Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! He, he, he, ha ha ha Cut it out, Laurel. I have been following my usual Nursery Rhymes.
But yes, I’ve added a new series to my list of “50 Shades of Sharks.”
Imagine diving with the tiger sharks mid-feed and turning around to find a surprise in the physique of a Great White making its way towards you. It is 20 feet long and tastes like 5000 lbs. Cheer for those cameramen who keep their cool with a Titan like this one crashing their party.
Laurel — Hmm, that can’t cause a change of heart?
Hardy selects his right leg by striking Laurels’ back, leaving him suspended.
Hardy — Astonishingly, it did. I imagined myself holding the camera underwater who can be at any time tagged on Sharks’ wish list. Life is short; I want to attain the most of it before applying for a cameraman job.
Laurel’s face lights up like a neon sign, which abandons his body to the merriment peals of laughter bursting deep inside.
Hardy — Get it away, I’m Serious.
Laurel — What’s going on with you? When you feel so strongly about your future. I am confident that the graph has previously compiled.
Hardy, with a Smile, completely enveloping his face, started.
Hardy — Now you are spilling the beans. I want to open a flower shop near a burial ground. Where people in the nick of the moment realize to the deceased, they have not justified his being by giving him fewer flowers.
Laurel — Buddy, that’s what you are game to since I suffer nothing to decide I’m with you.
Hardy — Meet me at ten o’clock tomorrow at the New Bethlehem Cemetery, Cut & Shoot, Texas. We can start from tomorrow; everything is in topographic point you merely need to be present.
The next day Faint chirping birds, Golden rays of sunshine, Dewdrops over green grass all signified a new frame.
Laurel reached the place on time, searching for a florist shop without ceasing here and there. When he was about to give up, his eyes suddenly came across Hardy. Laurel’s eyes grew surprisingly.
Laurel — Hardy, what the devil is this?
Hardy — Hey, buddy, I can walk you through this. That’s how I want my business to be. Don’t you watch me like that? Stare at my plank
FLORIST SHOP
We tender you an organic joy to spread around where flexibility, durability and longevity can be checked by running a tire over it.
They are pre-attached by the addition of any other decor will lose its beauty.
They are comfortable to handle for you carry as many as you desire.
Most importantly, they have a longer life with a longer smiley face than other blooms.
Laurel shook his head in accord.
Laurel — I do not doubt that your brain is equally efficient, priceless & noteworthy as Einstein.
He kissed Hardy, and both exploded into laughter without end.
Extra Credit/Loans: Nugget the Fish, Whisker the Cat, the abducted Broccoli & Cauliflowers.