Lament for Generation Y
Can a generation die?
It can in name.
Posterity is to blame
For the death of Gen Y

How is it
That a generation
Loses its designation?
Simple — bullshit
When I was a boy
I understood that I
Was in Generation Y,
This term I did employ…
Until one year ago,
When I heard,
From a little bird
That that was not so.
I read an article,
And, oh dear!
Because of my birth year
I am now a “Millennial”
I hate that word
Because, you see,
I believe the millennial to be
A self-important, entitled turd
In the absence of Generation Y
I share more characteristics
With Generation X.
I’ll tell you why
I do recall
The fall
Of the Berlin Wall
And owned a Cabbage Patch doll
I remember Bush number one
Sending troops to attack
Saddam and Iraq
In 1991
However, my ascension
To the modern time
Is tagged by a crime
On September 11, 2001
So call me a Millenial
If it pleases you
But you’ll also have to
Recognize my occasional…
…need to abstain
From social forays
And “light my candles in a daze”…
…say what, Kurt Cobain?
It is unavoidable
I’m Gen X in my heart,
But I play a Millennial part,
I am a hopeless “Meh-linneal”






