Lady Liberty’s Me Too Moment: the Trump Dump
But her reality TV ex still stalks her
Some abusive partners just refuse to quit. They refuse to see reality when the lady they’ve been abusing for years finally understands she holds the key to the twitter feed that bound her to her tormentor. She finally kicks him out of the house, with a court order if need be. She then tells the children it’s safe to leave their cages in the basement and come up for some fresh air.
She knows this dysfunctional marriage started out as just a MAGA branding fling, with Trump warning Lady Liberty about Mexican rapists and with empty promises to always put her first. The reality TV star never intended to win. He had campaigned for her affections as if it were just another episode of The Apprentice. Neither half of this odd couple ever imagined that a political-reality TV branding venture would turn into a four year political reality show co-starring Putin, Bolsonaro, Netanyahu, Erdogan and bloody surgical saw MBS. But then our reality TV star let his own Apprentice game go to his head, fed by the unconditional adulation of his fans. And then came COVID-19 and the electoral referendum on their marriage, with a landslide verdict of divorce — — 306–232 votes, identical to the marriage vows of 2016.
But now our Lady Liberty, solidly grounded for 134 years in New York harbor, has no doubt that her ex, the debt-ridden pretend billionaire BAT (bridge and tunnel) Archie Bunker from Queens, won’t quit. He’ll be back, pleading with her to take him back into the house, telling her how terribly he misses her; that all the pornstars, Playboy models and other grabbed pussies meant bupkus to him. He’ll make endless promises — that he’ll lay off the tweetstorms and dump the Proud Boys and Russian boyfriends ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuUEyVoGB8I)
True Love Denied
He’ll swear up and down that the Kim Korea love letters she found in the pocket of his golf bag were forged by fake news networks. He’ll promise to douse the tiki torches and stop putting the children in cages. But she’s already told him she’s staying put in New York harbor, committed to her nearly 1 1/2 century mission of welcoming poor and huddled no families separated masses, whereever they come from.
At the moment he’s between the anger and bargaining stages of grief over being decisively dumped by Our French Lady Liberty for a gabby, gaffy Delaware Irishman who waited patiently for her while sending sensitive romantic love notes from his basement. But our reality TV pornstar payoff star is having none of it, calling all his favorite tabloids and gossip columnists to get them to deny reports that it’s all over. He’s telling one and all that he’ll see them both in court to contest the divorce.
Variety and TMZ have reported that he’s not serious and just angling for a no-fault pornstar payoff pardoned divorce so he gets out of a huge alimony settlement next year after the divorce post-nup is negotiated with Lady Liberty’s hometown SDNY lawyers. Too bad the constitutional pre-nup pardon provision doesn’t apply to broken New York marriage vows. So, refusal to admit she’s gone for good is not about being stuck in denial and anger, but bargaining with the harsh reality of debt with a quick shift to grift. With or without our French Lady Liberty, her ex’s money-spinning ponzi reality show won’t be cancelled. Why would it, with 80 million+ adoring Twitter fans waiting to be monetized by our attention-grabbing clickbait economy.
Other news outlets claim that our star’s bruised ego will never allow him to admit defeat. But this is denounced as a pedophile-peddling fake news deep state swamp conspiracy by our star’s adoring fans, who don’t care if he shoots someone on Fifth Avenue. Refusing to work and golfing through grief is a sign of reaching grief’s depression stage; a realization that the gabby guy in the basement has beaten out the golf course grifter grabber for our Lady Liberty’s affections. But count on it. He’ll get his lawyers to move on her very heavily, after they figure out where the courthouse is. But this is unlikely, since they confused Four Seasons Total Landscaping with Philadelphia’s Four Seasons Hotel.
Rudy Fraudfinder’s Fantasy Island Press Conference
Trump Lawyer Rudy Fraudfinder Brings Lawn & Order to the Election
“Bernie D’Angelo, the owner of Fantasy Island Adult Books in Philadelphia, says he could never have afforded the advertising his business has received. Rudy Giuliani and the Trump campaign held their infamous press conference on Saturday next door at Four Seasons Landscaping. President Trump initially tweeted it would be held at the Four Seasons four-star hotel in the city center. The landscaping business started selling merchandise that plays of Trump campaign phrases, including ‘Lawn & Order’ and ‘Make America Rake Again’. D’Angelo, whose father started the store, suggested Trump had come full circle after linking the press conference to his history with porn star Stormy Daniels.”
If moving on her very heavily with Rudy Fraudfinder as his divorce lawyer, doesn’t work, he’ll call on his open carry mob of gun-toting fans. But Lady Liberty can safely ignore a Million MAGA march by the gang that couldn’t spell Georgia straight and couldn’t change the state from blue to red in a Facebook ad:
Who’s George?
Our Lady Liberty is certain that the final divorce decree will go through on December 18 and that she can live with the Irish guy in the basement and renew her historic mission on January 20, 2021. But Lady Liberty’s reality TV ex is refusing to obey all court orders to turn over the ring to the new husband, even though it’s a matter of life and death for Lady Liberty’s COVID-stricken children. And so a marriage that began as a celebrity branding stunt ends in one final act of rape, certainly not his first, and likely not his last.