King of the World, Ma

Summary

Rocky Shores, a self-proclaimed "King of Dog Shit," humorously recounts his journey to becoming a top writer in a satirical piece, while also promoting his Medium content and membership.

Abstract

Rocky Shores has achieved the title of "Top Writer in Dog Shit," a humorous and self-deprecating accolade he bestows upon himself after a presumably arduous journey. He expresses his disdain for cancel culture and his resilience in the face of it. Despite the attempts to silence him, he revels in his newfound status, emphasizing that he, unlike others, is the true king of this metaphorical domain. He encourages readers to subscribe to his work on Medium, offering a mix of truths and lies, and showcasing his bold and unapologetic personality. The article is a blend of promotion for his Medium membership and a display of his brash writing style, with a nod to his other works, such as "Banging Her Clown Ass Hard."

Opinions

Rocky Shores views himself as the preeminent authority in what he calls "Dog Shit," a metaphor for his writing niche or perhaps the broader content landscape.
He is defiant against attempts to cancel him, suggesting a history of controversy and a rebellious attitude towards his detractors.
The writer expresses a sense of superiority over other writers, particularly Smillew Rahcuef, whom he considers inferior to his status.
Rocky Shores portrays himself as an individual who lives life to the fullest, with a penchant for indulgence and a disregard for conventional norms.
He is confident in the value of his writing, believing he is deserving of promotion and reader support, yet he maintains a tongue-in-cheek tone about his achievements.
The article reflects a mix of arrogance and self-awareness, as he acknowledges his abrasive personality while also inviting readers to subscribe to his work.

Or at least, Top Writer in Dog Shit

What a dog shit operation this is, if it took me this long to become the King of Dog Shit.

Fuckers!

They keep trying to cancel me, and just keep letting ’em try.

They’re got Smillew Rahcuef’s mug up there, too. But he’s only a pleb. A mere writer of Dog Shit. A sniffer. A taster. Not the KING!!!!

And why is this story in The Writer’s Lift, you ask?

The answer, you snivelling little pile of dog shit is because there’s nobody more deserving of promotion and aggrandizement than myself.

I AM THE KING OF DOG SHIT!!!!

And if I can do it, so can you. But your more bullshit than dog shit…

Rocky Shores may have had a few too many double espressos and double Irish Creams when he wrote this, but all he said before passing out is “Eat me!”

He is an arrogant, opinionated, smug SOB, as well as a hard drinkin’ and a hard lovin’ man, with a taste for the fast life. As he often quoted, “You only live once, so grab the bull by the horns and ride, baby, ride”. He is a teller of truths, even if it’s lies.

Be sure to subscribe to be notified whenever he publishes on Medium.

And if you’re not already a Medium member, skip the middleman and can sign up for a Medium Membership Here (A percentage of your monthly fee will directly support his continued writing. His family thanks you, but he says “Fuck you”!)

Now read this, or fuck off. Or better yet, read this AND fuck off.

PART-TAYYYYYYY

King of the World, Ma

Or at least, Top Writer in Dog Shit

Join Medium with my referral link — Rocky Shores

As a Medium member, a portion of your membership fee goes to writers you read, and you get full access to every story…

Banging Her Clown Ass Hard

She just loved the cock