Kim K Unfollows Miley Cyrus Over Pete Pics!?

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current affairs and pleasurably wallowing in the latest tragedies to bestow mankind when suddenly, out of nowhere, a headline catches your eye, and within a tenth of a second of it registering within your brain you find yourself blurting out, “How the fuck is this even news!?”Well, that’s exactly what happened to me this evening as I came across the article linked above.Kim Kardashian has seemingly — I couldn’t be arsed to find out if it was actually true — unfollowed Miley Cyrus on social media!?? Well, excuse me while I pretend to give a fuck.Yes, I get it. To some, this is entertainment. This is news. That’s cool. Each to their own and all that. It is nice to find an escape from reality from time to time — especially after the escapades of the past two years. But to have such a story feature on a national news site? Fucking hell. Give us something good

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to read. Something to stimulate the mind and excite the senses.Perhaps if the headline read;‘Kim Kardashian Challenges Miley Cyrus to a Bare Knuckle Boxing Match in a Lion’s Den of Fire Over Recent Boyfriend Strife'Then maybe, just maybe, my ears would prick up and I’d be intrigued enough to click on the article and possibly even stream the bout — illegally of course, I ain’t paying for that shite.But until the day comes where mediocre, mind-numbingly boring dramas between pampered, fantasy world living celebrities is settled via blood-sports, I guess I’ll just have to keep on scrolling past such content as I take care of business on my porcelain throne. 🚽(P.S —Yes, I’m well aware of the irony that this piece also falls into the category of vague, borderline entertainment. But at least it was fun to write — for me 😁.)</article></body>

Excuse me while I pretend to give a fuck!

‘Kim Kardashian has seemingly unfollowed Miley Cyrus on Instagram following the US singer’s live New Year’s Eve concert special with Pete Davidson, the New York Post reports.’ — excerpt taken from News.com.au

Have you ever been scrolling through your ‘favorite’ national news website, catching up on current affairs and pleasurably wallowing in the latest tragedies to bestow mankind when suddenly, out of nowhere, a headline catches your eye, and within a tenth of a second of it registering within your brain you find yourself blurting out, “How the fuck is this even news!?”

Well, that’s exactly what happened to me this evening as I came across the article linked above.

Kim Kardashian has seemingly — I couldn’t be arsed to find out if it was actually true — unfollowed Miley Cyrus on social media!?? Well, excuse me while I pretend to give a fuck.

Yes, I get it. To some, this is entertainment. This is news. That’s cool. Each to their own and all that. It is nice to find an escape from reality from time to time — especially after the escapades of the past two years. But to have such a story feature on a national news site? Fucking hell. Give us something good to read. Something to stimulate the mind and excite the senses.

Perhaps if the headline read;

‘Kim Kardashian Challenges Miley Cyrus to a Bare Knuckle Boxing Match in a Lion’s Den of Fire Over Recent Boyfriend Strife'

Then maybe, just maybe, my ears would prick up and I’d be intrigued enough to click on the article and possibly even stream the bout — illegally of course, I ain’t paying for that shite.

But until the day comes where mediocre, mind-numbingly boring dramas between pampered, fantasy world living celebrities is settled via blood-sports, I guess I’ll just have to keep on scrolling past such content as I take care of business on my porcelain throne. 🚽

(P.S —Yes, I’m well aware of the irony that this piece also falls into the category of vague, borderline entertainment. But at least it was fun to write — for me 😁.)