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Please be a part of this experiment

I wrote the poem below in response to a prompt and titled it “Orange Cha Glad?” It appears in The Brain is a Noodle. As of this writing it has received 15 views and 12 reads, an abysmal performance. I posit that’s because of the abysmal title, which scores an unacceptably low 38!

However, the new and improved title above, which drew you in and enticed you to read to this point, I hope, scored a spectacular 94!

My plan is to let this re-titled tale drift out there in the Medium universe and compare its “view” and “read” performance to its abysmally-titled mate. I’ll report experiment results when there are results to report.

Please read on.

Sip see and taste me

A fruit color both at once

Orange cha happy?

My juicy, tasty, bright and happy thanks to Lucy The Eggcademic (she/her) and Rochelle Silva for this citrus poetry prompt in The Brain is a Noodle.

I keep my poetry attempts short so as not to unduly tax the Medium readership.