Just Shut-Up and Wear Your Goddamned Mask

It’s an intelligence test not a political statement

There is no mask controversy. Nobody is “oppressing your freedoms,” just quit being a selfish, entitled, spoiled brat and wear your goddamned mask!

I’ve had enough of crybaby conservatives whining about how mistreated they are. In Michigan, armed men actually stormed the Capitol building to protest a stay at home order. Meanwhile, the incompetent leadership of the Trump administration has basically ensured that our nation remains ravaged by Coronavirus even as other places in the world are getting the pandemic under control.

I’ve Had Enough!

One thing I’m sick of is coddling idiot conservatives who still don’t understand when to use “their,” “they’re,” and “there.”

You people are STUPID! Your arguments against wearing masks make you look like MORONS! Quit repeating them.

Keep in mind that as idiotic as your diatribes are, some people are even dumber and will actually listen to you. Your stupid protests make life worse for everyone. You’re like a cancer destroying everyone around you. You are acting like an anchor dragging down the whole human race.

SHUT UP!

I can’t even jump in my car and drive down to the park without being assailed by some lunatic on the radio who is frothing at the mouth about how the mask mandate is a government conspiracy.

Newsflash: Masks work! Members of the medical industry have sworn by their efficacy for decades. You want an example of something that DOESN’T work? Try thoughts and prayers.

Reasonable people can listen to some dirt bag on the local airwaves and instantly dismiss him/her. However, the problem comes with the fringe lunatics who spend all their time polishing their guns lost in daydreams about their pathetic hero fantasy of stopping a mass shooter. These twits use the radio as a substitute for healthy human contact, and listening to this irresponsible drivel actually changes their behavior.

“But, It’s Like Using a Chain Link Fence to Stop Mosquitoes…”

No it isn’t. Shut up. I know you think that’s a common sense comparison that sounds good, but it’s not. Instead, it’s an idiot test. If you say, “It’s like a chain link fence,” you have tested positive for idiocy.

Masks greatly reduce the number of exhaled contaminants. It’s not like pushing mosquitoes through a chain link fence. When you get fooled into thinking in terms of inaccurate analogies, you are manipulated into looking like a complete and total twit.

Doesn’t it embarrass you to look so stupid? I’m embarrassed for you. Some of the people you know are also embarrassed for you but they’re too polite to say so. Have you noticed how they haven’t invited you over lately?

Dealing With Idiots at the Doctor’s Office

I realize all you desperate and pathetic conservatives always feel like you are the victims, but your irresponsible behavior on this issue is really making life difficult for hard working people doing essential jobs.

How about helping out just a little bit?

My wife had to go into a doctor’s appointment today, and sure enough some idiot 60+ year old man started bristling when the nurse politely asked him to wear a mask.

There is nothing more pathetic than when a 60-year-old man behaves like a petulant brat. The poor nurse had to be polite and explain how wearing a mask is the policy of the business.

Remember that Republicans? YOU’RE the ones who are always saying businesses should be able to act as they please. The current mask mandate is a consequence of YOUR underlying philosophy (also, note the correct usage of “you’re” and “your”…God you people are stupid).

Don’t You Claim to Value Human Life?

The one thing I’m really sick of about conservatives is how they always grab their Bibles and thump their chests and claim they care about saving lives.

Bullshit!

Conservatives won’t even put on a mask to save a life. They’re a bunch of liars and false Christians. The true, good Christians need to start speaking out against them. It’s offensive that religion is so often misused for social stature and attention.

You’re Stupid, Quit Killing Us

Don’t tell me about how you don’t want to wear a mask. Just sit down, shut up, and do what you’re told. Your entitlement and stupidity is a tremendous burden to hardworking people everywhere.

If you want to put your own life at risk, fine. Go right ahead. But by not wearing a mask you put everybody’s life at risk and you ensure that this pandemic will last forever.

QUIT BEING SO SELFISH!

And make no mistake, conservatives are at fault here. Liberals listen to things like science. Conservatives are always whining about how they are victims even as they mock others for trigger warnings and call them snowflakes. Modern American Conservatives are the most entitled pack of loudmouth morons the world has ever seen.

Cover that loud mouth up with a MASK!

Your Lack of Comprehension Doesn’t Change Reality

Quit being an anchor on the human race. Just because you’re too dumb to comprehend the statistics and visualize the reality of what we’re facing doesn’t mean it will all just go away. Shut up, listen to the advice of people who have the intelligence and the discipline to design an appropriate path of action, and do what you’re told.

QUIT MAKING THINGS WORSE!

It’s bad enough that we have to carry you along because you’re so completely worthless, the least you can do is to STOP screaming and crying like a fussy infant.

Try Being a Mature Adult For a Change

If you’ve ever shared a meme about how you have some constitutional right to not wear a mask, you’re part of the problem. You’ve made a direct contribution to the loss of American lives. Even if only one person read your dumb post and decided not to wear a mask, it’s your responsibility to undo the damage you’ve done. In fact, quit reading this, go to your social media profiles, and post an apology and encourage your friends to wear masks.

I know you’d prefer to just ignore your responsibility and hope that the world forgets (nobody usually listens to you after all), but this time do the right thing for a change.

Every time somebody shares an anti-mask message, it makes life harder for the dedicated, professionally trained individuals who are working hard to preserve our nation.

HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS!

While you conservative twits were out frothing at the mouth and having temper tantrums, other people have been making sacrifices and working hard for the good of this nation.

Do us all a favor, shut up and wear your goddamned mask!