Risible Rhyme

Just One Clap (A Poem, I Think)!

Is that the best you can do?

Written by a guy who doesn’t understand poetry and isn’t bright enough to write it. I promise this won’t ever happen again! Until the next time.

Truly sorry if you stumble upon this. Sorrier still if you waste 27 seconds and read it.

Just one clap! Really?

A total load of crap! A kick in the willy.

That’s 2 percent of max

Not even as much as tax

So mash that muthaf$%kin’ button down

Make those digits spin round and round

Writers love it love it when you read us

So let your good vibes greet us

Some say to always clap the max

But at least don’t be so lax

That your damn praise is faint

And it’s almost like ya ain’t

clappin’