Just Be Quiet And Keep Scrolling
An Incredible New Feature On Social Media

I don’t know if you’ve heard of the amazing new feature being rolled out across several social media networks. It’s aimed at assisting those who really struggle with feeling constantly offended at other people’s posts and it’s called “Just Be Quiet And Keep Scrolling”.
With Just Be Quiet And Keep Scrolling, you can read something you disagree with and not comment at all. That’s right, you actually never have to add your opinion to another person’s post! With this revolutionary invention you can simply move on to something that’s relevant to you.
The feature was originally offered to audiences at the inception of the internet, but has not yet reached full marketing potential with a wide user base. With the current rebranding, Facebook, Twitter and other social media websites are hoping that “Just Be Quiet And Keep Scrolling” will become a popular innovation helping to enhance your social media engagement, making for a more pleasant environment and improving everyone’s enjoyment of social media into the future.
Try it today!
Copyright Alison Tennent 2020, all rights reserved. Scottish by birth, upbringing and bloodline, Australian by citizenship. If you’re reading this anywhere but Medium, this work may have been plagiarized.
