Medium Challenge

Jason’s 100 Random Thoughts in a Row

I’m Not Doing This Shit in 20 Minutes though

I just saw a post by Brandon Ellrich that seemed to be a challenge from Penelope Mayfield about posting 100 random thoughts in 20 minutes. That sounds fun.

I am not imposing a time limit on this though. I’ve had a bit to drink, so to hell with the time limit rule. I’ll run through 100 thoughts though before I go to bed.

1. My girls sure curse a lot when playing games online with their friends.
2. I laugh at that. We did that same shit at their age when playing Super Nintendo.
3. I bought Street Fighter 2 for SNES the day it came out with some graduation money. That was awesome.
4. Blue is a nice color. Darker blues and Carolina blue. Thank you, Michael Jordan.
5. My daughter drew a pair of white and Caroline blue Air Jordans tonight. Just to practice drawing shoes. I was like, “HEY! Those are JORDANS!”
6. She’s a way better artist than me. Takes after her Mama.
7. I’m so happy Brittney Griner was released today. Fuck you if you have a problem with it. Stop being a hater and empathize.
8. I am far too angry for my own good. I need racists and bigots to quit being shitty, so my mood can improve.
9. I grocery shop for each meal, not weekly. I couldn’t imagine trying to buy a week’s worth of meal ingredients all at once.
10. Fuck is still my favorite word in the English language
11. Thank you, Samuel L. Jackson.
12. Sam’s movies have earned more than any other actor’s movies, all-time.
13. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is yummy. I should buy some.
14. I can’t believe the original version of the Black Eyed Peas song “Let’s Get it Started in Here” was “Let’s Get Retarded in Here.” Glad they changed it.
15. Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers played Needles in Back to the Future 2 and 3.
16. My phone is black.
17. My Coors tallboy is almost gone. I should crack another one, but won’t.
18. Bixby just flipped my phone on. WTF?
19. I have a gong and a mallet five feet away from me.
20. Sometimes when I sneeze in this chair, I can hear the gong vibrate.
21. Speaking of vibrate, who’s having fun right now?
22. My dog Libby loves licking feet.
23. I didn’t drink enough water today.
24. “It’s a turf war, on a global scale. I’d rather hear both sides of the tale.”
25. Are you a visual learner?
26. I consider it a good day when I learn something.
27. I’ve been watching Leave it to Beaver lately.
28. Zion Williamson is an absolute beast lately. Go Pelicans.
29. Bacon is good.
30. Right now it’s cold where somebody you love lives.
31. Tiger Woods was a serial fornicator. But what a golfer.
32. Who remembers Mellow Yellow?
33. I wonder how I’m going to die.
34. Both my parents were born on Friday the 13th and named me Jason.
35. I miss playing electric guitar, bass, and drums. I need to get the band back together.
36. Wait, which band? I’ve never been in one.
37. It is entirely too cold outside right now.
38. The neighbors have a strobe light going on their balcony and it’s shooting lights all over.
39. Top or Bottom?
40. Who let the dogs out?
41. Freddie Mercury was the best ever. Love his singing.
42. I have to do a carpet cleaning job tomorrow. It’s nice to work with my buddy, Justin Akkerman.
43. Rusty Shackleford and Pierce McIntyre have excellent beards.
44. Pierce needs to update his Medium profile pic to reflect his beardly excellence.
45. I can type really fast. Thank you, MSN Messenger. That set me on the path, 20 years ago.
46. Fuck, I meant to check what time it was when I started this. Fail.
47. My dog Libby is SO CUTE when she’s curled up.
48. Ok, I’m back. Had to move this party upstairs.
49. I love my spinning ball elephant water fountain on my nightstand.
50. I think the odds of a civil war in the US are about 50–50.
51. The government will crush these wanna-be G.I. Joe nutjobs though.
52. I’ll just order Door Dash and grocery delivery until it blows over.
53. If not, I’m headed to Canada. Where are my Canadians with room for a family of 5 and a cute-as-hell puppy?
54. I’m a great cook, I’ll take kitchen duty. Mai can offer counseling services.
55. Shaq is a giant. And the coolest ever. His documentary is riveting
56. It’s 10:54. I think I’ve been at this for about 20 minutes.
57. I sleep with earplugs in. Going to shove them in shortly.
58. I heard someone call earbuds “ear nipples” and now I can’t call them anything else. That might have been Rusty Shackleford.
59. I’ve listened to some great Christmas songs today.
60. Whatever happened to All-Sport? I used to love that red shit.
61. I once ate a Big Ed’s Ice Cream cookie and drank a full Red All-Sport, then shit my pants on the drive home from a rained-out softball game.
62. Shitting your pants is horrific.
63. My mother knew some kids who used to eat dog shit. They’d follow the dogs in the neighborhood around for the freshest shit.
64. Ok, no more shit-talk. Gross.
65. I love having a light-up keyboard. I couldn’t go without one now that I have one.
66. I wonder if the Firefox web browser is still around. I use Google Chrome.
67. Richard Marx was a hell of an artist in the late 80s to early 90s.
68. Tiffany came to Idaho State University once when I attended in 2001.
69. She stayed at the Econolodge. I met her after the show, she was nice.
70. A lady killed herself a the hotel I worked at back then. She filled the bathtub with gasoline and died from the fumes. I felt so bad for her.
71. I had a guy ask if we carried size 22 in shoes once when I worked for Footlocker. His jacket said “Too Tall” on it.
72. His shoes were duct-taped. I wish we had a size 22 in stock, but they’re hard to find.
73. I once owned a Shar Pei. His name was Miko. He was a good boy.
74. There’s a town in Spain named El Provencio. I’d love to take a pic in front of their sign.
75. I walked in on my dad watching November Rain once, by Guns ‘N Roses. He didn’t allow us to watch MTV.
76. Never talk to the counter person in a porno shop, if you can avoid it. I learned that once, at age 19.
77. I have four notifications waiting for me on Facebook.
78. I don’t enjoy social media nearly as much as I used to.
79. Willful ignorance and racism make my blood boil.
80. I’m afraid that if I got into a fistfight, I’d pummel the guy to death. I have too much pent-up anger from the last 7 or 8 years.
81. I have been to the top of the Space Needle in Seattle. Nice view.
82. I slipped on the ice trying to get into my running car. When I looked up, flat on my black, I heard Freddie Mercury singing, “Another One Bites the Dust”.
83. My first pair of name-brand shoes were all-red hightop Reeboks. I got laughed at.
84. I wish my parents were more accepting and took an interest in their grandchildren.
85. I sold shoes to Adam West once in 1998. That was awesome.
86. I worry about death far too often.
87. My dog licks my face for 5 to 10 minutes every single morning.
88. My dog’s breath smells like tuna. So my face smells like tuna in the morning.
89. Coffee time is the right time.
90. The best coffee creamer flavor I’ve had lately is brown butter chocolate chip cookie.
91. What did we do before YouTube?
92. I’m not going to proofread this shit. But pics? Perhaps.
93. I’m excited to get a camera and start photography.
94. I sleep with a fan on, even when it’s in the mid-20s outside.
95. I wonder if I’ll get my 51st Top Writer badge in the morning.
96. Wow, only four more to go.
97. 909 views today.
98. I need to check my NBA scores now.
99. I kill it on Wordle.
100. Donald Trump is a world-class ass-sniffer.

That was pretty fun. I think it took more than 20 minutes, but I don’t give a damn. At least it was a good time. I’m not adding pics, it messes up the numbering, damn it.

Tag me in yours, if you do one. I’d love to see your answers, too. &:^)