I’ve published 188 articles, 95% curated and not a single Top Writer
Am I a Medium Bottom Feeder?
Full disclosure
First of all, I haven’t exactly set the platform on fire with my views. I hang out in the 100s with the occasional magic K, which is never the article which I would have chosen.
I read articles about how people write 3 posts a day. I can’t make 3 meals a day. I don’t know how it’s possible.
Some posts have everything that needs saying in the title and subtitle. Otherwise, you have to do the research, and not the crappy blurbs where the research has been bastardized five times already. (I’m veering into Top Bitcher…sorry)
I like my writing, but I confess to slipping into 4 and 5 letter words occasionally…OK, a lot. But when I go in for cleanup, I can’t find anything better.
I focus a lot on my writing and it feels like a few puzzle pieces are missing and somehow I have skipped rules or guidelines along the way. I have designated Thursday as Rule Day.
Why do I care?
Because “Top Anything” sounds really good. I’d be happy with “Top Deadbeat.”
I’m a psychologist and I write about mental health.
I’d take “Top lousy psychologist.”
I write a lot about motherhood
How about “Top rotten mother?” On the right day, I’m sure my daughter would endorse it.
My mother told me I could make more money babysitting, no small point since I have appropriated a number of “family stories” that have pissed a lot of people off and paid me enough to go down only one aisle in The Dollar Store.
When I stopped crying, I reflected on my therapist days when I would make in one hour, the equivalent of several months of steady writing.
I deserve an A for effort. “Top Effort, Still Sucks?”
Perhaps we could start a whole new designation — “The Just OK writer.”
I’d take it.





