Summary

The author, Muggie, is a certified mug beta tester who shares their journey and offers an email mini-course to help people find the right mugs for themselves and their pets.

Abstract

Muggie, a self-proclaimed mug beta tester, shares their journey of becoming a mug tester and offers an email mini-course to help people find the right mugs for themselves and their pets. Muggie emphasizes the importance of choosing the right mug for one's well-being and encourages readers to take a leap of faith and risk losing a few dollars to gain time, energy, and happiness. The author also warns cat owners not to enroll in the course as cats do not like their belongings reviewed.

Opinions

Muggie believes that choosing the right mug is important for one's well-being.
Muggie encourages readers to take a leap of faith and risk losing a few dollars to gain time, energy, and happiness.
Muggie warns cat owners not to enroll in the email mini-course as cats do not like their belongings reviewed.
Muggie emphasizes the importance of self-care and encourages readers to dispose of old mugs as an act of self-care.
Muggie believes that one's mug is the first daily reminder of their happiness.
Muggie suggests that people may be feeling stuck in their homes due to emergency rules and offers a solution to improve their daily lives.
Muggie offers a 7-step guide to registering rap beats with a toilet brush as an additional newsletter.

MUGS

It’s time to take your Cappuccino the right way!

How I started my journey as a mug beta tester ☕️

Hello MimiLoves_Heinz_BBQ_Sauce_89,

I know you accidentally hit the subscribe button while buying a Corgi-butt-shaped pillow on Kawaii.com. But aren’t you tired of not being able to choose the best tea mug for your binge-watch of The Crown 👑 ?

I recently realized people often feel stuck in their home, out of emergency rules everybody in the world should follow apart from Kim Kardashian. Still, even if you have the money to rent a tropical paradise 🏝, it could be temporary relief if you are troubled by the following issues:

Why is my tea getting cold this quick?
Should I do something to improve my Rottweiler’s experience in engulfing its water at the speed of sound?
Is 32 the right age to change my “Happy 18th Birthday 🎂 ” mug?

Do any of these thoughts sound familiar?

I get it. I really do!

I was in the same place. Working 24/7 in a corporate and making 6 figures per month 💸, which was obviously corrupting my soul. I was feeling overwhelmed by the idea that my life would be different if only I could get an answer to my questions.

Then, I took a step in the direction of change.

Last Spring I enrolled in an online class to become a Second Level Mug Beta Tester. My self-proclaimed teacher was clearly impressed that, by coming from the 16th generation of Italians 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹, I can distinguish at least 40 types of Macchiato that people usually label as “Latte”.

By coming from the 16th generation of Italians, I can distinguish at least 40 types of Macchiato that people usually label as “Latte”.

Since getting my 69$ certificate, I’ve been testing 30 mugs a day. Helping hundreds of people around the world finding the strength to dispose of their old mugs as an act of self-care.

Are you ready for your life to be better?

Join me in this incredible experience!

I know that sometimes there are legitimate concerns with the idea of leaving a paid job to be a creative entrepreneur. Things like paying the mortgage or bringing home the food for your children. But if I’m being honest here, what about the costs of your own well-being? What messages are you sending to yourself anytime you sip a Cappuccino from the wrong cup?

Sometimes we have to take a leap and risk losing “a few dollars” by letting go, but it’s worth because of what we gain. Time, energy and a 1:1 reproduction of Paris Hilton’s face as a first thing to see in the morning ✨.

I created an email mini-course on how to understand if your belongings are the right fit for you and your pets.

Please do not enrol if you own a cat 🐈 . Cats really don’t like to get their shit reviewed. So, you should fuck the hell off and let them drink from whatever thing they desire unless you want your opposable thumb cut in half.

I hope this brief mail gives you the strength to go through the day and make a change.

Remember: your mug is the first daily reminder of your happiness 🪄.

All the best,

Muggie

P.s. You can subscribe by to my other newsletter “A 7-steps-guide to registering rap beats with your toilet brush” by clicking here 📬.