It’s the Dog!
I Promise I Don’t Snore!
The last couple of nights, my kids have been sleeping in my room, mainly due to my lack of ability to sleep alone.
And my eldest, loving son had the nerve to tell me I was snoring!!!!
How dare he!
I most definitely do not snore!
And I know it couldn’t have been me…because I really didn’t sleep much.
But what I can actually believe is that he heard the snoring.
It just wasn’t from me.
It was from this pretty girl!
This sweet, loving little girl snores almost as loudly as my darling husband does.
And she sleeps right on the other side of me (so yes…husband usually snoring on one side, dog on the other).
And, before you say it, no, this is not one of those “blaming the dog because you know you farted but you don’t want to claim it” moments.
So this made me think…what are some of the things that people do and then blame on the dog?
After painstaking research, taking months and months of my time (okay…took me a few minutes and a google search), this is what I came up with:
- Farting (obviously…although you can always tell a dog fart).
- Snoring (because hello…read the headline!).
- Eating another person’s food (I don’t know where your sandwich went…must have been Daisy!).
- Eating homework/presentation/important invitation (in reality…I didn’t want to do it…nor did I want to go in the first place).
- A toddler peeing on the floor (the dog had an accident!)
- Breaking something in the house, such as a vase (There was no party, Mom…Daisy just knocked it over when someone came to the door!).
These were some of the ones I found. Can you think of any others? Help me add to the list!!!!
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