Satire | Humor
It’s Not You — It’s Me
I’m the reason you can’t share your links on Facebook
As a former hard-hat text miner, I should have known better. Hell, I did know better. I threw all caution to the wind and admitted, on Facebook, that I was having a whole lot more fun writing on Medium than endlessly doomscrolling on Facebook. I wrote about how Medium seemed like a throwback to the good ol’ days, back when blogging — also known as “writing shit online” — was fun, lighthearted, and more importantly, sociable. Not just “social media” but a place where thinkers, writers and readers, could hang out over the back fence and gab about the topics that mattered to them, without the manipulation and political machinations of an evil empire of AI bots posing as moderators and enforcers of a muddy concept called “community standards.”
I should never have said the quiet parts out loud.
I thought it might be okay — I mean, I was not kicked off Faceberg (I mean, “Facebook”), but rather started seeing weird reprimands like this one:
So, you can see — if you squint really hard — that I was attempting to share a Friend link to this post:
I know that some of ILLUMINATION’s detractors are rubbing their hands together, slobbering all over their keyboards with glee, but it’s not just ILLUMINATION — I’m hearing grumblings from the owners of many publications, and now individuals attempting to post things from their own profiles — things that don’t exist in any of Medium’s “publications” — and there are a billion wild theories as to why Faceberg (sorry, I mean “Facebook”) is now slapping them with the dreaded “this content goes against our Community standards on spam” warning. Some of them are incredibly fun, but here’s mine:
Faceberg is jealous.
Faceberg tolerates no rivals for its love. Ev Williams has made a thing — and while Faceber — Facebook — may have ignored it in the past, they are now in full-on God mode: “Thou shalt have no other platforms before me!”
Yeah, well, writers aren’t usually big on idolatry.
Their loss, not ours.
Feel free to post links to your own wild Facebook Medium Link Ban theories in the comments, here!





