Birthday | Real life | Day off

It’s My Berfday, So I’m Taking A Day Off From Drawing Dick Pics

Yes you read that right, and no I will not subject you to seeing them

Well it’s now my 44th cycle around the sun, and I can say that because it’s after midnight where I currently am. I’ve been needing a day to enjoy some day drinking, so when I wake up later this morning, Jillian and I will be heading into Varna to check the city out a bit more.

We’ve been in Bulgaria for a month now and we’ve been remembering how much we love this country. If you ask us what we love about it so much, the answer is just about everything. It’s affordable in pretty much every way, the food is great, the people are nice (at least the younger crowd is, the older generation is pretty stoic), the wine is amazing, and the language (this is more my bonus) is rad.

We’ve been helping out on a property with a very overgrown apple orchard, so we’ve been putting our plant knowledge to good use. We’re getting back in shape, I get to swing my machete to cut the clematis vines away from the apple and fig trees, plus the bonus of climbing the trees to pick apples and to prune the overgrowth helps.

So in the evenings we work on our own projects. Even on days off from the orchard we don’t really seem to take time off from these things. Jill writes her ass off, and I, well, I’ve been drawing dick pics. They might not be the sort of dick pic you might be thinking of when you hear that term. If any of you have ever seen the movie ‘Superbad’, the dick pics are sort of along those lines.

No. I will not be subjecting you to the dick pics for a couple of reasons. First of all, I don’t know if these sort of dick pics (let alone any dick pics) are allowed on Medium. So if you want to see any of the dick pics, you’ll have to follow my twitter. They’ll be making their way there soon.

The second reason I won’t be showing them to you is because they are NFTs. Yes, I’m creating dick pic NFTs. Many of my artist friends would probably spit in my face if they knew this. I know many people have a strong dislike for the NFT community, Smillew has a few kind words about the concept.

I have a really good reason for doing this, I need to make some fucking money. Medium won’t monetize me because I’m in Bulgaria at the moment, and stripe doesn’t exist here, so I have to wait until we move to a country that does have it before I can apply again.

Don’t hate me because I make NFTs, I’m really not a bad guy. Anyway, happy berfday to me. Or for those of you who read arabic;

عيد ميلاد سعيد علي.