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Israeli Brain Wave Reading Chip Disarms Hamas, Hizbullah, Iran

Phones, GPS, RPGs, rockets using Einsteinian physics fail fanatics’ faith in 72 virgins, the archangel Gabriel and creationism.

A heavenly meeting

Anti-science theocratic magical thinking is no longer cost-free. Go to war with the nation of Einstein, Fermi, Feynman, Frisch, Szilard, Teller, Wigner and Oppenheimer and get blocked from using their science if you don’t buy it’s scientific worldview. You can have relativity physics or 72 virgins in heaven….but not both. You can have new tech with an old earth or old tech with a new earth created in 6 days less than 6000 years ago.

Age of rocks defeats rock of ages in rerun of Scopes Monkey Trial

How? Israeli tech wizards have now cancelled modernization without westernization by inventing a chip that disables users’ devices when it detects brain wave signatures unique to religious magical thinking. Either Mohammed’s winged horse or his believers’ rockets can fly, but not both:

  • Think Mohammed ascended to heaven from Jerusalem’s Dome of the Rock on the wings of the archangel Gabriel, and your GPS and mobile phone shut down….along with your RPG.
Think this happened? Your RPG and cell phone won’t work
  • Certain that Mohammed split the moon in two?
Then your air defense systems won’t work
  • Feel certain that Allah — or Yahweh — created the world in 6 days less than 6000 years ago? Your rockets running on GPS won’t fly.
  • Filled with faith-based certainty that God created humans less than 6000 years ago without evolving from older primates? Your Crispr gene edited drug won’t work.
  • Deny you’re genetically related to Bonobos* who solve power issues by having sex all day? Don’t buy viagra because the brain wave reading chip will ensure its boner booster will go limp on you.

Bisexual female bonobos make lengthy eye contact during sex…to form intimate social bonds with their partners, study shows

  • Sex among bonobos is not sex-specific and is most often not for reproduction
  • Researchers studied the behaviour of 17 bonobos at a zoo in Stuttgart, Germany
  • Female bonobos make more eye contact the less they know each other
  • This helps them develop the bonds they use to assert themselves against males

Bonobo’s use sex across all ages and combinations since the need for peaceful coexistence is not limited only to heterosexual adult couples. Researchers found that female homosexual behaviour is particularly frequent and happens very frequently — in fact, many times a day. Sexual acts serve to reduce social tension between individual apes and is most frequently seen in times of high stress, such as before and during competition for food and after conflict, as a reconciliation behaviour. Some bonobos have even been seen to appear to provoke each other in order to initiate sex in response.

Then you get a potentially lethal medical Luddite treatment instead of a Bonobo Handshake. Your MRNA COVID vaccine and other biotech wonder drugs developed using Darwin’s theory of evolution won’t work. It’s Avicenna’s and Maimonides’ medieval alchemy for those patients, including Hamas commander Yahya Sinwar whose life was saved from a brain tumor by Israeli surgeons.

Hamas’ dead man walking tumor survivor with child soldier recruit

The Big Nobel Prize Payoff

All those Nobel prizes won by Jews finally paid off in terms of Israel’s security. The brain wave reading chip works even better than Israel’s Iron Dome since Hamas and Hizbullah rockets never even lift off. No falling fragments of intercepted rockets fall on Israeli cities. No remotely detonated car bombs kill Israeli soldiers. Hamas’ paragliders won’t be able to use their GPS to land, murder, rape, burn and behead. Its brainwashed young men won’t be able to use WhatsApp to joyfully call home to say, “Dad, I just killed ten Jews!”

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Israel’s brain wave reader tech was an immediate hit abroad and widely pirated, first by Russian and Ukrainian hackers who wanted to use it on each other. But the nominally Orthodox Christian soldiers on both sides were too secularized for the chip to work consistently, except on Russia’s Chechen tik-tok warriors. That the Ukrainian side’s soldiers were partially motivated by a secular native Russian-speaking Jewish comedian president scrambled the brain wave reading chip even more.

The Pentagon’s Pitfall: Brain Wave Blowback

When the Pentagon licensed the brain wave reading chip from Israel the US military ran into an operational problem. A disproportionate % of US soldiers are fundamentalist evangelicals from the theocratic neo-confederate south whose magical thinking is just as literal and easily readable as their Islamist counterparts in Gaza, the West Bank, Lebanon and Syria.

https://brucegerencser.net/2019/04/the-sounds-of-fundamentalism-greatest-hits-from-the-ifb-church-movement/

So while neutralizing ISIS and Iran-backed militias in Syria and Iraq, the magical mindset detector chip backfired by making some US soldiers’ weapons inoperative. In Pentagon and CIA-speak it was brain wave blowback — bigtime.

Election denial, QAnon belief and MAGA cultism generated the same magical thinking readings in the chip’s brain wave reader as Muslims’ belief in Mohammed’s winged horse and 72 virgins in heaven. Consequently, the army had to give soldiers using the brain wave reader tech lie detector type tests for agnosticism and atheism to ensure they could use it instead of getting disarmed by it.

Biblical literalists like Baptists and Pentecostals were the first to flunk the tests and get excluded from using this new defensive weapon. Catholics, generally more accepting of old earth geology and evolution, got higher scores until a question about virgin birth was included in the tests.

The few Jewish soldiers who took the test passed easily. Most were as secular as Einstein and Oppenheimer anyway. To ensure passing they’d just eat a ham and cheese sandwich or shrimp salad for lunch right before taking the test. Once the test included a question about whether belief in God was necessary to be Jewish, they passed even more easily by answering, “vat are ya, meshuggeneh?”. When asked in the test interview to explain what Jewish identity and history meant, they’d just repeat what they’d heard at all the Seders, and Chanukah dinners growing up:

Summing up every Jewish holiday

Since this had been empirically true since the first temple demolition 2600 years ago, Jewish soldiers found it easy to completely scramble the brain wave reader chip’s magical thinking detector with empirical data. It was the miracle of magical thinking in the middle sentence that the brain wave reader chip somehow missed: “we survived”. Maybe this was because of the first sentence’s timeless global default of Jewish history, at least since the Romans vengefully renamed Judea Syria Palaestina and Judenrein Jerusalem Aelia Capitolina in 130 AD/CE.

The brain wave reader arms race to unintentional peace

All over the Middle East conflicts ground to a halt as both sides in local conflict zones acquired pirated versions of the brain wave reader chip. It was like cold war deterrence all over again. Since both sides in each murderous Muslim on Muslim conflict believed in Mohammed riding a winged horse to heaven and splitting the moon, cell phones, GPS in commanders’ SUVs, rockets and RPGs on both sides failed. Most combatants could locate neither themselves nor their enemies. It’s hard to fight a war if you can’t find your enemy.

The Israelis were therefore responsible for saving hundreds of thousands of Muslim lives in Darfur, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Libya, Lebanon, Syria, Afghanistan, Iran. Add the peaceful demise of Ramzan Kadyrov’s Putin-puppet mafia regime in Chechnya for good measure. His gang’s weapons stopped working, but so did those of his Islamist opponents. Of course, this benefited his secular and female opponents, who certainly weren’t deluded about finding 72 virgins in heaven.

The only outcome on the debit side was Muslim Crimean Tatar partisans’ car bombs not working and Wagner Group mercenaries brought up in secular post-Soviet Russia whose weapons still worked. This was bad news for the people of Central African Republic, Niger, Mali, Congo, Mozambique, Angola, Sudan, Burkina Faso and Syria, whose governments had to give an even higher % of commodity export revenues to Wagner.

The Wagner extractive empire map of the world

So as fantasies of winged horses and 72 virgins silenced the rockets and RPGs from Libya to Gaza to Syria to Yemen to Iraq to the Taliban in Afghanistan and Pakistan, they fired up unilaterally in Wagner’s domain.

Brain wave reader puts women in command

The power inversion was especially marked in Afghanistan, where relatively secularized women who’d had good jobs before the Taliban retook power in August 2021. Women saw their chance in apostasy and used smuggled pirated brain wave reading chips to steal vehicles that wouldn’t start for the Taliban. They then hit and ran over their now disarmed and mobility-challenged tormentors who’d closed down their schools. In Kabul the tables were turned and it was now many of the men who were afraid to go out of the house without female relatives as guardians.

In Iran crowds of de-Islamicized and hijab-free women copied their Afghan sisters and renewed their “women, life, freedom” protests. The regime police’s motorcycles and cars stayed parked. The digital card keys in the prisons also stopped working once prisoners had smuggled in pirated brain reading chips, which led to mass escapes and killings of guards and police who’d raped women prisoners. For the first time misogyny became in practice a capital crime.

Millions of young Iranians who’d been secularized by the mullahs’ and IRGC’s invasive police state seized weapons and vehicles and overpowered the mullah’s and IRGC commanders’ bodyguards. It was like the 1979 revolution against the Shah’s police state all over again — but in reverse.

Secularists revolt by chip

Secularists all over the world used the Israeli brain wave reading tech to get bible thumpers, Islamists, Hindu nationalists and virgin birthers off their backs and out of women’s wombs. Many of America’s neo-confederate MAGA cultists were finally deprogrammed by seeing Trump’s Truth Social and mobile phone use totally unaffected by the theocratic thinking chip detector. Paradoxically, the science behind the chip proved to evangelicals he wasn’t one of them. The biblical literalists cut loose from the biblical illiterate’s cult.

In Rome, even a reformist Pope Francis’ mobile phone, popemobile and the Vatican elevator stopped working, likely due to some secular infiltrator with a pirated chip that read the minds of the pope and some visiting cardinals meditating on the virgin birth of Christ, that nicest of nice Jewish boys.

Sadly, the mother of delusional idiots retained her fertility, though reduced to non-digital weapons — like aftershave:

Old Sp-isis: IS fighters slap on aftershave for virgins in the afterlife

ISLAMIC State suicide bombers are drenching themselves in aftershave before attacks — so they smell nice for virgins awaiting them in heaven.

At least they self-selected, redefining the term “Darwin Prize” in a rough form of accountability that their multi-culti cultural relativist apologists on the campuses where your author once lived somehow managed to elude….

“Show me a cultural relativist at 30,000 feet and I’ll show you a hypocrite … If you are flying to an international congress of anthropologists or literary critics, the reason you will probably get there — the reason you don’t plummet into a ploughed field — is that a lot of Western scientifically trained engineers have got their sums right.” ― Richard Dawkins, River Out of Eden: A Darwinian View of Life

Following the money….out of religion

But then airlines worried about losing revenue and airport security agencies worldwide worried about the economic impact and flight safety adopted the Israelis’ chip for a simple reason: science-bound passengers’ fear of flying with magical thinking that would bring the planes down. This was the Boeing 737 Max crisis on the strongest of steroids.

Millions of so-called believers, faced with exclusion from employment tied to business travel and vacation flights, chose secularizing apostasy. All over the Muslim world the imams’ threats of Koranically-mandated death for apostasy collided with the strength in numbers of those who voted against them with their wallets.

As with the Martian invaders in H.G. Wells’ War of the Worlds, it was a microbe, financial instead of biological, that sent the multi-confessional fundamentalist warriors into tech Ludditeland. Anti-semites inveighed against the chip as a globalist Jewish plot hatched in the Protocols of the Elders of Zion instead of Israel’s Silicon Valley, Herzliyah since modern Orthodox VCs’ and startup founders’ tech use was unaffected, while Kabbalah-obsessed Madonna’s mobile phone and car stopped working, just another brick in the wall of magical thinking that came down as fast as its Berlin predecessor. As with all empires, theocracy’s collapse looked inconceivable….until it was inevitable.

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*Arab Muslim society, in its extreme sexual rigidity and scarcity and low status for women, is highly chimpanzee-like compared to more gender-equalized Bonobo-like Scandinavia and Northern Europe, the Mosuo in China and pre-neolithic Amazon tribes:

“The socio-sexual behavior of female bonobos confers upon them several advantages. One aforementioned benefit is the ability of unrelated bonobos to form close bonds to facilitate the transition from the natal to the adult group during dispersal. Females can then band together to better defend themselves against harassment by males. Although males rarely behaved submissively toward young females, they were submissive when faced with a group of females (Kano 1986). Thus the pattern of gg rubbing among bonobo females may serve the purpose of forming alliances to protect one another (de Waal 1995).

Additionally, the sexual receptivity of female bonobos to male bonobos influences the operational sex ratio, skewing reproductive choice in the favor of the female bonobos. Female chimpanzees show estrus for 5% of their lives while bonobos show estrus for 27%. This difference in female receptivity translates to an operational sex ratio of 2.8 in bonobos and 4.2 (when there are few males) — 12.3 in chimpanzees (Furuichi 2011). The lower operational sex ratio in bonobos means that there will be less intrasexual competition among males for access to females. Female mate choice, therefore, becomes the most important factor in determining whether a males genes are passed. Perhaps for this reason, there have been no reports of forced copulation among bonobos. The elevation in the importance of female mate choice translates to high social status for bonobo females as compared to their chimpanzee counterparts. Evidence for this elevation in social status is provided in the low number of agonistic encounters that do occur; females were dominant in as many situations as males. Hohmann (2000) has suggested that sociosexual behavior may be a low cost expression of dominance.

Lowered competition for access to mates also translates to lowered competition for access to resources; males who do not have to compete do not need to invest extra energy in getting large to ensure their reproductive success. Feeding is most often the context for sexual encounters among bonobos, indicating that the potential tension caused by competition over food triggers the expression of the behavior. This tension is resolved by the sexual behavior of bonobos in so far as it facilitates sharing. High status males will share prized food with females, yet males rarely shared food among themselves (de Waal 1995). In situations where a dominant female was approaching, males often yielded preferred positions at feeding sites to the late-arriving female (Furuichi 2011). In many cases, food sharing will occur immediately following a sexual encounter.”

In essence, bonobos invented the sharing economy.

Arab intellectuals have written about the Arab world as a gender inequality outlier in a world trending in the opposite direction (along with the post-Dobbs American exception). A sample from Algerian novelist Kamel Daoud’s 2016 New York Times/LeMonde article illustrates this:

“The attacks on Western women by Arab migrants in Cologne, Germany, on New Year’s Eve evoked the harassment of women in Tahrir Square itself during the heady days of the Egyptian revolution. The reminder has led people in the West to realize that one of the great miseries plaguing much of the so-called Arab world, and the Muslim world more generally, is its sick relationship with women. In some places, women are veiled, stoned and killed; at a minimum, they are blamed for sowing disorder in the ideal society. In response, some European countries have taken to producing guides of good conduct to refugees and migrants.

Sex is a complex taboo, arising, in places like Algeria, Tunisia, Syria or Yemen, out of the ambient conservatism’s patriarchal culture, the Islamists’ new, rigorist codes and the discreet puritanism of the region’s various socialisms. That makes a good combination for obstructing desire or guilt-tripping and marginalizing those who feel any. And it’s a far cry from the delicious licentiousness of the writings of the Muslim golden age, like Sheikh Nafzawi’s “The Perfumed Garden of Sensual Delight,” which tackled eroticism and the Kama Sutra without any hang-ups.

Today sex is a great paradox in many countries of the Arab world: One acts as though it doesn’t exist, and yet it determines everything that’s unspoken. Denied, it weighs on the mind by its very concealment. Although women are veiled, they are at the center of our connections, exchanges and concerns.

Women are a recurrent theme in daily discourse, because the stakes they personify — for manliness, honor, family values — are great. In some countries, they are allowed access to the public sphere only if they renounce their bodies: To let them go uncovered would be to uncover the desire that the Islamist, the conservative and the idle youth feel and want to deny. Women are seen as a source of destabilization — short skirts trigger earthquakes, some say — and are respected only when defined by a property relationship, as the wife of X or the daughter of Y.

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