Is Christine Stevens Secretly Helping Medium Expand Its Business in Europe?

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-skirt-26cd10e8743d">her adventures</a> wasn’t “Eat. Pray. F*ck.”</p><p id="c011">But it’s <b>NOT</b> a soul-searching kind of journey.</p><p id="0ad5"><b>Here’s the BIG reveal.</b></p><h1 id="0cdb">It’s a covert operation for further acquisitions by Medium.</h1><p id="03a5">We all know Medium has been on a <a href="https://readmedium.com/news-flash-medium-just-acquired-a-company-named-smillew-db6edf0827e4">shopping spree</a> recently. Our recent investigations revealed that this was just the beginning. Medium is now taking the plane out of the US of A and targeting old <a href="https://smillewrahcuef.medium.com/snow-whites-seven-dwarfs-ranked-by-language-26f60427e958"><i>grumpy Europe</i></a>.</p><h1 id="1c8e">Medium wants to Make Europe Happy Again with high-quality humor writings.</h1><p id="f5b5">One of the hot startups Christine is working with, at the moment, will translate all our articles into non-English European languages. <i>Surprisingly, there are many of them</i>. Another one is a secret virtual pizza-related project. We didn’t manage to gather more info at the time of publishing, but we’ll keep investigating.</p><p id="9177">On a personal note, I’m so relieved Medium decided to send Christine there. She’s the best ambassador they could have found.</p><p id="cee6">Go, get them, Christine!</p><p id="2d56">Thanks for readi

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ng, Folks. And, remember! Any lead, any information, any event we should investigate and reveal?</p><p id="d4b0">=> Leave us a comment.</p><p id="810e"><b>Stay tuned for the next episode!</b></p><p id="f29f"><a href="undefined">Smillew<i></i></a><i> is an upcoming investigative journalist with interest in <a href="https://readmedium.com/would-you-like-to-earn-6-565-times-more-than-your-neighbor-3a1c766c0dd4">economic justice</a> and <a href="https://readmedium.com/we-the-people-cannot-abandon-the-political-space-c4a0bf1416e6">politics</a>. He’s also <a href="https://readmedium.com/5-things-i-do-to-maintain-sexual-tension-in-my-marriage-6607f17f9ec0">a serial masturbator</a>.</i></p><div id="b61d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://smillewrahcuef.medium.com/subscribe"> <div> <div> <h2>MORE EXCEPTIONAL JOURNALISM HERE</h2> <div><h3>There are 2 types of readers in this world: Those that subscribe to my newsletter, and I cannot subscribe to myself. </h3></div> <div><p>smillewrahcuef.medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*DYPW8AXyypwIVi4L)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

We Investigate, We Reveal — Episode I

Christine might (or not) be in the background of this picture by L A L A S Z A

We think we know everything about Christine, but we don’t.

Here are three things we know for sure:

But WHY is she in Italy?

Christine pretends it’s an Elizabeth Gilbert “soul” searching kind of journey. Except that Christine wouldn’t be Christine if the title of her adventures wasn’t “Eat. Pray. F*ck.”

But it’s NOT a soul-searching kind of journey.

Here’s the BIG reveal.

Medium wants to Make Europe Happy Again with high-quality humor writings.

One of the hot startups Christine is working with, at the moment, will translate all our articles into non-English European languages. Surprisingly, there are many of them. Another one is a secret virtual pizza-related project. We didn’t manage to gather more info at the time of publishing, but we’ll keep investigating.

On a personal note, I’m so relieved Medium decided to send Christine there. She’s the best ambassador they could have found.

Go, get them, Christine!

Thanks for reading, Folks. And, remember! Any lead, any information, any event we should investigate and reveal?

=> Leave us a comment.

Stay tuned for the next episode!

Smillew is an upcoming investigative journalist with interest in economic justice and politics. He’s also a serial masturbator.