Is Bigger Really Better?

Big Dick, Small Dick, No Dick… I Cum Either Way.

What’s the obsession with dick size?

I wouldn’t want to be a man. Oh, the pressure!

We think boob size is an issues, but really, boobs are a mere accessory to sex acts. They don’t really affect performance. But the size of the dick, though… Well, that can greatly contribute to the quality of your fucking experience, no? But is it really ALL THAT?

Dicks come in all shapes and sizes

That’s right. In my years of sexual work activities, I’ve seen them all. In the words of Cheech Marin in “From Dusk Till Dawn”, we’ve got white dicks, black dicks, Spanish dick, yellow dick, hot dick, cold dick, wet dick, smelly dick, hairy dick, bloody dick, limp dick… Well, you get the jist.

Whatever dick you fall on, chances are you will draw pleasure out if it. And you will, in most cases, draw cum. So don’t be a bag of dicks! If the dick in your lover’s pants is not the dick you expect, be kind. Work with it! It will get you there. And if it doesn’t, well, I can think of a million other ways to achieve climax. Refer to the photo above for starters. ;)

Here are a few situations I encountered, followed by actual and/or possible responses.

The dick that was too big

When I was 17, I met this guy on a party line. By that age, I already lived on my own. We clicked hard and decided to meet. I invited him over (I know. Crazy. Right?). After basic pleasantries, we got right down to business.

The fire was burning in our loins. Young passion. We tore our shirts off, I climbed on top of him on the bed, straddling him, unbuckled his belt and pulled out this MASSIVE cock.

I’m not gonna lie, I was terrified. It was sooooo long and so very thick. I didn’t know how I would get fucked by that thing. And I didn’t. I tried sliding it in repeatedly, it just wouldn’t. Go. In. The thing was the size of a baby’s head. I’m not even joking. When he got frustrated, I sent the poor guy home, dick in hand, literally.

Could that situation have been handled better? One hundred percent YES! In retrospect, I would have taken a deep breath and relaxed. I’m sure the fact that I got so tensed sent my body into lockdown.

At the very least, I would have finished the poor guy off with a hand job. Well. HANDS job, that is.

The dick that was too small

Have you seen a dick too small for penetration? I have. Does it mean it’s useless? Hell no!

One of my clients when I was an escort was a middle aged man who stood 6'4 and weight 300lbs. So the first time I visited him, I was quite surprised to actually have to look around to find his dick. Being the massive man that he was, I was expecting more of a repeat of the “dick that was too big” situation.

As a professional, I knew not to comment. The guy was probably so insecure about it already. And he was so very sweet, gentle and tender.

After trying many different positions, I found that reverse cowgirl worked well, not to penetrate but to at least stimulate. The friction of my clit on his legs would get me there easy, arousing him greatly in the process. But to give him that memorable orgasm, a blow job where I could really tighten my mouth around his cock while stimulating pressure points with my tongue was best.

The time there was no dick at all

Okay, not exactly but still. The guy had been in a freak accident and his dick was partly gone. Don’t ask, I never asked to peek. He still was horny as fuck and needed the mental sexual stimulation. He totally got off watching women cum. He would tell me “I cum in my mind,” called it phantom orgasms. He would go down on me and wouldn’t quit until his face was soaked from forehead to chin. That guy didn’t need a dick! His entire face was a dick! And when he fucked me, I didn’t miss the dick at all…

So… In the end…

I could relate many more situations where dick size shocked or surprised me, but in the end, size does not matter if you ask me. When it comes to getting off, when there’s a will, there’s always a way.

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