Ironing Things Out
Sometimes you just have to put your face into it. Or his.
She had always thought “iron” was a funny word for an appliance used to get the wrinkles out of clothes. She could’ve looked up the etymology, but she had much more fun imagining the possibilities herself.
Just like when she met John. Her imagination had run away from her the moment they locked eyes at the Tim Hortons. No, before that. She had seen him before he saw her.
That was her version of the story.
In his version, he saw her first. They argued about it constantly. Friendly arguments, of course.
What didn’t change was the images that had rocketed through her mind when she first laid eyes on him. Quiet mornings sipping coffee together. She would have hers black, but he might add some milk and cream. Upon her insistence, he would eventually forgo the white stuff that watered down the drink. Hikes in the Yukon. A trip to Niagara Falls. And, most importantly, nights that were certainly meant not to be quiet, filled with noises that only belonged to each other.
Once they got married, she would be okay with doing all the housework. And she did. Oddly enough, her favorite chore was ironing his shirts and trousers. She took great pleasure in smoothing out every wrinkle in every piece of clothing that would be on his person when he went to work.
It had taken some getting used to, but she mastered the timing for turning up the heat, the right amount of pressure to use as she glided the apparatus across the fabric, and the optimal number of seconds to leave it pressing against the garment. Yes, seconds. Details mattered.
Like the proverbial lipstick and perfume.
Which did not match anything in her makeup kit. Her imagination ran wild again. Some noises only belonged to the two of them.
But an iron can smooth out everything. Especially when you turn up the heat and apply pressure to the surface.
The smell of skin burning rose to her nostrils. This was a new aroma. John’s groans became screams. This was a new sound.
Sometimes something new is not always the best.
Dash Ip actually enjoys doing laundry but abhors ironing clothes.





