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oil for your steak. You swallow it with ease. Let’s just say your throat is thankful. Do you not understand?</p><p id="60bb">Jack interrupts: “No” he shouts. “I will not let that happen. I will not let you lie to your audience. I so vigorously affirm that humor is misleading, it hinders truth.”</p><p id="ca97">Suddenly, John stands up and hit him. He beats him so hard, you have no idea. You now know what profound disagreement does, don’t you? John is now proud and he starts speaking to the audience as Jack is no longer in the way.</p><p id="c9b0">“Humor is a social return on investment. Why? because it attracts attention, conversation awareness and debate. <b>It’s a way of flirting with vocabulary.”</b>People will want to speak to you. “Are you a seducer now? You drunk potato!”</p><p id="8bd9">Humor means being able to laugh out loud. <b>Don’t you realise, it’s a sensation! It’s freedom, isn’t it?</b> Can you hear the music? He can boogie all night long. Yes sir said Baccara. There’s no more stress. You know, the kind of stress that eats you alive. I personally love it but I highly doubt Jack does.</p><p id="777c">Only positive vibes are included in the plan. <b>It’s called the fun plan.</b> Ever heard the terms “feel good hormones?” Sex is one way to obtain these “feel good hormones” but laughter is another way.</p><blockquote id="bccb

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"><p>Humor just works like magic, it really does. Right Mr Giraffe? Oh sorry, you're a zebra, your disguise must be wrong.</p></blockquote><p id="b5e5" type="7">The abdominals are working! I can hear them exercising. Can’t you? Oh, what kind of belly is that? You have been drinking more beer than laughing. That poses a little problem. Let’s fix that, shall we?</p><p id="2bf0">Absurdity reminds me of Beethoven when it’s rightly used. It so does. No! Not the Beatles, I said Beethoven. <b>It just flows magically between the heart, the diaphragm and the liver.</b> In fact, the whole body is at work. It’s integral and unbroken absurdity. It’s Beethoven. Hear it?</p><p id="49a2">Norway’s absurdity and silly humor has it all. If no one is dead in the joke, it means it’s not a joke! <b>You gotta love Norwegian Humor.</b> That’s what I call state of the absurdity — the new intelligence. No more tough times.</p><p id="e383">So to finish off, do use humor in your daily lives, it’s humanely engaging. And it’s a way to say goodbye to anxiety, to fear and to grief. Laughter helps you surround yourself with positivity. <b>Like a rocketship on its way to Mars!</b> And let me tell you a secret, if you have no one to laugh with, find a mirror and laugh with yourself. You’ll be on your way to becoming a worldwide seducer. ¡Viva Humor!</p></article></body>

Investing in Humor

Yes, you heard me correctly. I laugh a lot

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You said “Investing”? Isn’t that a financial thing? Only the finance guys do investment and all that shit. It doesn’t concern humor! You are talking rubbish! “Invest in humor”? It’s all bananas, it’s like flying cupcakes made of saladish cream.

Jack was a very serious person. He thought very deeply that humor was unimportant. It was like a poison; a kind of distracting poison. John, on the other hand, really cherished humor. Humor made life easier, he thought to himself.

“I, John, king of the barbarians, solemnly affirm that humor is the ingredient that makes life pass by so easily.” “It just is that way. Everything becomes so simple, so intuitive, fun, kind. Humor obeys the law of attraction, people are attracted to humor and I’m being very honest with you.”

Humor is like olive oil for your steak. You swallow it with ease. Let’s just say your throat is thankful. Do you not understand?

Jack interrupts: “No” he shouts. “I will not let that happen. I will not let you lie to your audience. I so vigorously affirm that humor is misleading, it hinders truth.”

Suddenly, John stands up and hit him. He beats him so hard, you have no idea. You now know what profound disagreement does, don’t you? John is now proud and he starts speaking to the audience as Jack is no longer in the way.

“Humor is a social return on investment. Why? because it attracts attention, conversation awareness and debate. It’s a way of flirting with vocabulary.”People will want to speak to you. “Are you a seducer now? You drunk potato!”

Humor means being able to laugh out loud. Don’t you realise, it’s a sensation! It’s freedom, isn’t it? Can you hear the music? He can boogie all night long. Yes sir said Baccara. There’s no more stress. You know, the kind of stress that eats you alive. I personally love it but I highly doubt Jack does.

Only positive vibes are included in the plan. It’s called the fun plan. Ever heard the terms “feel good hormones?” Sex is one way to obtain these “feel good hormones” but laughter is another way.

Humor just works like magic, it really does. Right Mr Giraffe? Oh sorry, you're a zebra, your disguise must be wrong.

The abdominals are working! I can hear them exercising. Can’t you? Oh, what kind of belly is that? You have been drinking more beer than laughing. That poses a little problem. Let’s fix that, shall we?

Absurdity reminds me of Beethoven when it’s rightly used. It so does. No! Not the Beatles, I said Beethoven. It just flows magically between the heart, the diaphragm and the liver. In fact, the whole body is at work. It’s integral and unbroken absurdity. It’s Beethoven. Hear it?

Norway’s absurdity and silly humor has it all. If no one is dead in the joke, it means it’s not a joke! You gotta love Norwegian Humor. That’s what I call state of the absurdity — the new intelligence. No more tough times.

So to finish off, do use humor in your daily lives, it’s humanely engaging. And it’s a way to say goodbye to anxiety, to fear and to grief. Laughter helps you surround yourself with positivity. Like a rocketship on its way to Mars! And let me tell you a secret, if you have no one to laugh with, find a mirror and laugh with yourself. You’ll be on your way to becoming a worldwide seducer. ¡Viva Humor!

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